WhereGotTime

2008-05-22T04:17:00.000-07:00

lionel + wei heng X chester/2 = jon + ky^2 over
pan bin logjeremy^sin2x square root wei heng over lionel

k sry was bored.. I SHALL NOT ALLOW TIS BLOG TO CLOSE!!!

k maybe i shud..

2008-05-14T03:59:00.000-07:00

ITS
..............THE

,,,,END
...........................OF THE
................................. WORLD!!!

..............BYEEEEEEE!!!

2008-04-21T05:49:00.000-07:00

k, found out that my blog will be auto deleted if nvr post for long.. so gonna post lame jokes muahahah

which pie can fly?
magpie

why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
to get chocolate filling

what did termites eat for breakfast?
oak-meal

what happens if 2 peas fight?
black-eyed peas

what's a tree favourite drink?
root beer

how do you make milk shake?
by scaring the milk.

which pet is very musical like?
trum-pet

which is the rabbit's favourite dance style?
hip-hop

what happens when the teacher tie all the students' shoelaces together?
they went on class trip

and the last one... for todae,

why did jon post so mani lame jokes?
cause he was bored..

haha, nites ppl, and gd luck for ur MYEs =)

goodbye blogger

2008-03-28T09:06:00.000-07:00

juz ''woke up'' after wad my mum told mi.. ''is not wad i wan u to do.. is wad u CAN do''
this made mi ''woke up'' and realised that i shud seriously start to buck up.. chester aso asking mi to start studying le..
sort of quarrelled wif mum because of com again.. den i also learned tt, computer games are very very very harmful.. so ya, i decided to cut down on com le.. especially DOTA

after the parent meeting talk yesterday, and after my mum told mi the whole thing, now den i noe that some teachers are trying to help mi. im dam dumb sia.now den come and noe and den before that sometimes i still go scold them in blog T_T sorry ar..

den after hearing wad my mum told mi, i juz noe tt actually i quite selfish.. cause a lot of times my mum help mi by 'talking' wif my dad on letting mi play com a while, she stil sae i got do my work, but ytd parent meeting session all the cher all tell her i nvr do hw.. den is lyk, can tell she is dam disappointed in mi.. she trust mi, tot tt i got do hw den in the end, all nvr do..haizzzz..

i lyk quite useless sia, study suck, attitude suck, all suck.. i aso dno y i exist..
im suppose to help my mum take something from my grandma arnd laz week.. til now i still haven go take the thing.. den my mum tell mi sae: ''ur frend ask u go down meet them, u can go.. i ask u walk 5 mins to ah ma hse take things u cnt.. 1 week++ le u stil haven go take''
see wad i mean by i dno why i exist?
my mum stil let mi use the com, but not playing le.. so juz blog den i go sleep le..

its juz very, sad+depressing+angry+confuse+happy+giving up.. sad and depressing is because tis is how i treat my mum all this..
angry is because my attitude sux big time..
confuse is because i dno wad to do now, after so much has happen..
happy is because at least now i noe tt my attitude needs a very very big change..
feel lyk giving up, because sometimes, its juz the best solution..
sdsadsandksadhsksxcljlkh

2008-03-27T04:37:00.000-07:00

k, mum juz came back from parent meeting session.i delete the post tt i posted abt todae.. cause after tinking, i also find that its my fault.. nvr hand in homework blablala.. so ya, sry..
my mum told mi she nearly cry in school-.- she walk in oni 5 teachers surround her, all ask:are u jonathan's mum? lol..
den before tt she sae she dno whr to go, den gt one girl from my class, bring her.. den i ask wad name.. she sae: dno leh, i tink something lyk xiu lin.. -_-lll who the hell is xiu lin lol.. i ask her:face a lot pimple? wear specs? den she sae: no la, face clean clean one.. den i down dere.. hu ar? hu's name sound lyk xiu lin.. the best i could came up wif was lynn-.- but... ''face clean clean one'' doesnt sound lyk her.. no offense :)
went into mr thong class, somehow. den wei heng go into fong class.. aiya, tmr sports day den tell u all the whole situation ba..
got to go sleep le, tmr 5 clock wake up.. sian1/2

2008-03-24T07:49:00.000-07:00

k, juz studied finish, and juz now watched kung fu dunk at chester's house. the show quite nice leh, surprisingly lol.. tmr linear law test, hmmm... die? and.... i missed the bus juz now at chester house bus stop, in a very very umm, ''special'' way.. u wouldnt wan to noe wad happen.. chester laughed for 10mins.. so ya.. wei heng choked on his potato chips.. so ya... heng juz now managed to study a bit on linear law, with help of chester and jeremy.. thnx man<3> stil gt wad to blog.. oh ya, parent meeting session 27th march.. heng dad flying to china tmr,den hoping mum dun go.. heh heh heh *evil,sparkling eyes* dad flying tmr, and i felt accomplished by buying him fried hor fun juz now on the way back=D tmr sch start early, i go slp le..good luck for da test tmr.. nites..

omg, tis, is wad i call, fly.. *i believe, i can flyyyyy*
michael jordan ''flew'' from 3-point line, i saw tis video b4, and i have it in my phone.. muahahaha..

2008-03-23T06:47:00.000-07:00

went to marina bay juz now.. we suppose go orchard one lor, den suddenly go marina bay eat pizza hut and den go home-.- heart pain sia tt pizza hut meal.. 1st and laz time goin dere again, unless wif parent =D
nothing much todae la, except tt tmr sch reopen,BORING LA! i wan to catch up on my trigo and the advance differentiation, but prob is.. hu to ask-.- ask mrs pong after school lyk very weird, ask chester sometimes he aso not sure.. den i tried doing 10-year series all tt shit stuff, and noe wad? 1st question i dno how do le.. soooo, i juz shut the book, end of story.. always lyk tt de whenever i wan to study.. the topic i wan to revise on, gt one topic tts before tt topic tt i revising on tt i dno how do, den when i wan to revise on the topic before the topic tt i actually wan to revise on, i got another topic before the topic tt i wan to revise on the topic before.. den is lyk keep linking backwards.. si bei jia lat.. tts y i always end up doing nothing-.- maybe i shud seriously one day go ask mrs pong before its too late..
tmr sch reopen.. wan bet how much? sure gt grooming check, cuz laz week check le den dey nvr cut.. den tis week itchy hand, muz go cut someone's hair..
sian 1/2, rarrrrrr!

eh tis font nice not ar? o.O??

2008-03-22T07:04:00.000-07:00

went to study juz now, at kfc, which is sort of productive.. i managed to finish my geog workbook, which is lyk 20++ pages. of course, with a little help of wei heng's workbook xP
my parents call mi: eh we goin kfc now to eat..
den 5 mins ltr,
''not going le.. very tired..''
den another 5 mins,
''we now walking le.. i wan eat..''
lol, i tink my mum go dere is to see who i study with and who are my frends lor-.- but nvm, long time no eat wif parents le anyway =DD plus dad going overseas in lyk 3 days time, so ya, trying to spend more time with him before he go voerseas so he dun have to worry abt mi :)) good boy rite?? thnx.. thnxx... XD

How useful is the above source in telling us that the writer is studying? Explain your answer.

The above source is reliable as the writer has a reputation of honesty and integrity :DD
it is also reliable as the writer is speaking the truth, as usual.. this can be proven as there is a picture of him studying, with earphones pluck into his ear so that he could not hear any fucking noise from the surrounding.. from the picture, we can see that he is studying as his expression shows an undying passion of hardworkingness and the overpowering compassion for his homework.. therefore, i conclude that the above source is reliable..

not bad, mid year be prepared.. for u shall see, the top student, which is comfirm.. confirm.. not mi T_T

haha, tmr morning tuition I WAN GO VIVO!!!

2008-03-21T04:45:00.000-07:00

lol, juz came back frun turf city.. went there wif parents lol.. nothing do ma anyway, mi and pan bin suppose go play bb, in the end pan he gt something on, so ya.. tts all:D

hah! this is my friend bob.. he was born on 20/03/2008 12:19pm :)

juz watched 1 short video on michael jordan.. he's my god!! neh neh, dam style sia he shoot, i dno y he retire T_T but i tink his money can last him for lifetime aso la..

bought a new shirt juz nw, mum paid for mi :DD thnx.. haha

wei heng junior.. awwww, kena hang and die.. sad =/

taken by our ever famous photographer, sam yong.. our model: chief nurse ang..

nothing happen la, todae good friday.. everything went well, i aso dno wad to blog sia.. and the way i blog this post is somewhat very weird and different to mi, i dno y..
hopefully sat and sunday can go out kia kia, juz now do geog until wan die..
eh i juz remembered one movie space jam muahahaha, ltr maybe i go find the DVD and watch =P

nothing to blog about le, and mas selamat stil not yet found.. i tink he dam pro lor, bai kar stil can survive outside without over 4million people looking for him and wanted in 7 countries, no food somemore leh. i tink he is lyk go steal food or something ba, but dam zai.. kk, zhao liao, bye

2008-03-19T05:12:00.000-07:00

maybe i shud lyk folo u ppl on how to reply tag board.. maybe i shud lyk example:
jon-> chester
jon-> CB *ROFLMAO*
jon-> yong..

yea, gd idea.. good job jon, keep it up..

2008-03-19T03:19:00.000-07:00

basket, today kena lecture by VP himself for lan gaming during march holiday.. go ton 1 day oni he sae as if lyk we keep goin lan for the whole 1 week march holiday.. 2-4 months nvr go lan le den juz go ton tt once oni he sae until ar, lyk we hardcore gamers sia.
i aso dno how they noe tt we go ton one-.- maybe i shud be more careful on wad i blog about...

haizz, parent meeting session i wanted to sae dad going overseas, den cannot go.. skarly todae come back he rly goin overseas to china.. wa lao eh! strike 4D or TOTO aso not so zhun sia neh neh.. sian la, laz time he go philipines i swear not fun.. 3 ppl at home without him very very very weird..

nothing really happened todae, except for something..
'' if u throw garbage into garbage bin, whr do u throw pan?''
'' throw in pan bin!!''
lame bodohhh!!

den joke on lionel pang..
'' u noe rifle? u load, den 1 check PANG!''
wa lao eh, i swear i hear tt i laugh til cannot stop-.-

survived todae without bringing my phone to school.. cause i dun rmb i sms so much til 1.8k-.- den my mum sae to test u leave ur phone at home for the laz 2 weeks lor.. den very very very reluctantly, i started leaving it at home..started on ytd, but ytd nvr go sch so ya.. AND I SERIOUSLY IS SICK YTD HOR!

haizzz, missed pri. sch days.. PSLE nvr rly study stil can get 236-.- and i stil rmb i scolded my 1st ''fuck'' in P1 :D den P2 one cher ask mi stand up, suddenly juz blurt out'' fuck'' in the end kena send out of class-.-
haha, rly fun la pri sch..

kk, nothing to blog le.. and not bad, i 1 week nvr dota le.. sort of started to stop playing, den todae VP come wif one talk-.-
lucky todae no grooming check muahaha, heng ar, if not i no face go out le..
kk shall go slack and read ppl's blog muahahaha.. hmmm, wad font colour ar? k i feel lyk putting pink

2008-03-18T07:37:00.001-07:00

ok! juz came back from tuition. and i stil dun dare show mum report book.. i seriously screwed up my 1st term exams.. but mid year u see, 12 pointer =X trying la k trying..
old man taught us trigo ratios juz now, sort of a revision, understood a bit, but better den laz time, cuz laz time i dun even noe anything about it-.-

den on the way back, walking wif lionel and waiting with him at the traffic light, he told mi one joke..
'' u noe hulk, the huge green guy, he always go arnd saving ppl's live one rite?? k, den one day, his gf preparing to cross the road.. den hulk was bathing.. den suddenly he heard a loud scream.. hulk immediately run out, without wearing anything.. he found out, his gf die.. how come?

ans: becuz... never cross the road when the green man is flashing''

lame rite? wa piang eh..
haha, tmr school.. gromming check.. CONFIRM 100% GURANTEE CUM CHOP, MY HAIR SURE KENA CUT.. I CAN EVEN BET MY LIFE SAVINGS ON IT.. whole day cut my hair oni.. teck li behind mi hair so long nvr kena, become i kena.. sometime i rly dun understand leonard tan sia nin na bei pua ji bai kan ni na banana.

2008-03-17T20:55:00.000-07:00

didnt go school today.. wake up, wa lan eh, head lyk goin kaboom liddat.. den fell asleep on the sofa when trying to go kitchen-.- morning wake up, my mum: wa, y ur fce so pale?
-.-
haizz, den bo bian stay at home sleep til arnd 10++ den wake up, a bit ok le, much better compared to morning-.- ltr 2pm goin t mart or outside school meet chester they all, stay at home aso so bored zzzz
juz now arnd 10 plus wake up le, i folo mum and dad go buy thing, and help carry detergents.. good boy hor? =D

k i juz found some photos in my phone..

what the..

ZOMFGWTF?!?! is this me?!?!

2008-03-17T06:11:00.001-07:00

k, managed to use the com cuz i cut my pinky nail-.- and tts the condition if i wan to use the com, for lyk wad? 15 mins? zzz nvm ba, juz cut anyway can grow de =D

alan webcam mi, den i accept.. u see his face on webcam dam funny.. den he stop le haizzz, i ask him y, u noe wad he sae? '' i shy'' -_-ll but for mi i will aso shy la, a bit weird la, showing ur face in front of com to ppl O.o

and noe wad? i found my report book near my shoe the cupboard.. i tink i goin put my shoe den report book hold in my hand or something den put dere zzz i dun dare show parent sia, my results suck big time.. haizzz, gg liaooooooo jia lat liaoooooooo

todae nothing much happen in school.. except...

cheng boon * found a small hole behind my phone*
cheng boon: eh jon wads this hole for?
mi: for the phone to breathe

alcie absent, reuben aso..
miss zahra: whr's alcie?
mi: wif ruben :D

tsun tao: 当我讲到饭的时候，你们就会想到吃饭，或煮饭。
mi: 没有 lor，我是想到鸡饭.

lol, sry la was dam bored in class.. dam bored man..

OH YA FUCKING HELL I NEARLY FORGOT.. LEONARD TAN CATCH MY HAIR AGAIN @$%#&^$#
in front, stil count, den keep pointing to mi sia basket. den i dno is mi or teck li at first.. until chester told mi he said 6th from the front.. den i count, i count izzad, in front of mi oni.. 5th.. den i was lyk: MOTHER FAGGOT IM 6TH!!! PUA TURBAN MI AGAIN AR?! wa lao eh! liddat hair aso can kena neh neh, den juz now go cut hair again.. i bet tmr he sure stil catch de.. unless is he cut den he wont catch.. ji bai, xia lan sia bloody humpty dumpty, nothing to do go roll urself about la, whole day come catch ppl hair RAHHHHHH!!!

haizzzz, deprived childhood.. im playing wif a pen cap now, which i dno y.. k nvm, zhao le. maybe go study =X *wink wink*

2008-03-14T18:54:00.001-07:00

i tink the flash box the creator ''zhao lor'' already.. i go the website dey sae cannot open, den i go yahoo find dey sae: we are sorry for any inconvienence caused blablablaa.. den cant even load sia my flashbox, den bo bian go get c box again.. -.-
ytd sort of went studying, but before tt we go t mall dno do wad 4get le lol.. but converse high cut shoe the sale DAM NICE! i wan sia, no money T_T
oh ya i remember le, we go t mall find jemina present, and we haven buy yet-.- thnx to dno hu.. zzzz
went to toys'r'us and showed the toy to jeremy and chester.. LET MI PRESENT TO YOU...

look alike hor? =D

and after lyk 50 yearssss....

awwwwww =(

after tt we go library study for 2-3 hours, and i saw something...
NIN LAO BEI!!!! =]

''giv mi my chicken now!'' *fierce*

lol, todae sat, tmr sunday, laz day of holiday haizzzz, stil sae wad take the holiday to catch up on wadever things u nid to catch up, and dey giv us 1 month worth of homework to do.. how catch up? lame sia

2008-03-12T21:46:00.000-07:00

lol ps nvr blog ytd.. cant use com-.- ytd class outing was sort of a success, thnx izzad thnx yong:D

we makan lunch at the ECP the mac dere.. start by alan and his chilli attempts..
mi and him go to the chilli the tissue paper tt counter, den he wan take chilli sauce, we both no hand den he put the small plate below the chilli sauce the press press thing.. he press the chilli sauce come out, and the whole plate overturn-.- den he go take again.. den he take tissue paper put on his tray, he walk the tissue paper the whole stack drop lol, den he sit at the tabel dere wna eat, den he go overturn his chilli sauce again lol, den bo bian walk all the way and take a new plate xD took so much effort juz to take a place of chilli sauce rofl..

after eating le stil raining heavily, bo bian run under rain(ok la gt umbrella) to the bowling centre.. dam cold, in the end full, we take bus to parkway.. had to go under rain again zzz
and everytime we enter a building, it either stop raining or become smaller.. den we step out, KA BOOM! heavy rain-.-

had dinne at some restaurant, their chicken nt bad.. dun tink wrong-.-

ky: wa whr my chicken sia, so long one..
mi: dey muz catch the chicken den stil muz pluck the feather ma
ky: ....

teck yang: eh i dun mind jamming, i brought my drumsticks
mi: i aso dun mind, i can go kfc buy mine..

lol, dam crappy la.. k, back to the restaurant and chickens.. quite fulling la, whole thing $5.90, so its quite ok.. den saw jemina on the way out. k fine she saw mi first lol

kk i go makan le.. oh ya, ytd i pissed my dad off cuz i didnt help him carry a sofa bed for mi.. which in the end become my sis de zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
nvm, i suppose to go home at 6 plus anyway.. sua bye

2008-03-09T20:22:00.001-07:00

k, changed song cuz imeem guai lan mi.. i put the song is one whole song, den after 2 days, i come back, become the length of song oni 30 secs..

ytd the ytd went lan merathon, promised my parents its laz time.. 10 hrs straight from 9pm-7am in front of com, can die bodoh!!~ wan change game aso cant, oni gt 2 game can play dam boring.. i play til arnd 630 i afk i go close my eyes a while..
den goin back home tt time all taking 12 to 201 dere.. den in the end all in the bus all sleep.. den i wake up, at TPJC dere le, overshot.. in the end bo bian all alight at ws and mi and lionel take 17 to tuition.. pro hor? 9-7 no rly sleep den after tt stil go tuition.. lionel cheat la, he gt coffee neh neh, i go tuition already half dead-.- den after tuition makan kfc help mum buy zinger meal i go back home sleep til 8...

todae beginning of holiday.. i seriously dno wad to do during holiday. tts the oni thing i hate abt holiday zzzz

2008-03-07T02:12:00.000-08:00

:) i started out my com time by tagging chester's jessica's gwen's alan's yong's blog.. but not izzad cuz he stop blogging.. wa lao :( see wad lj does haizzzz...

k, todae got back bio paper 1 and 2.. 1st paper i open, i see: 27/40.. nt bad nt bad.. i open 2nd paper.. 19/40.. the first thing tt comes to my mind was: wa lan eh ni na ma y so pua suay one..
1 mre mark to passT_T and i did something very very desperate. i count the paper lyk over 10 times and even ask kum to giv mi sympathy marks(1st time begging a teacher hor) but sadly, she didnt giv :( awwww~

haizzz, wad to do, score well in mid yr is wad im aiming for now.. after tt, straight A's for my O lvl!!! whooo!! k nvm tts dam impossible sua..

ltr tuition, lam peng kuan.. jolly guy.. everytime tuition sure gt something interesting happen one lor.. some sort of lyk sch liddat dam random de..

awww, todae laz day of sch le.. cant see classmates anymre:( eh someone go plan class outing leh wa lao, stay at home dam bored de leh.. plan something lyk maybe, lyk wad izzad sae: go beach.. and i heard it as: go bitch.. den i was lyk: wtf ur dam lame.. in the end im the lame one T.T

lol, lalalala lalalala elmo's world.. dno y tt song suddenly come to my head.
k, nth else to blog abt le ba..

HI ALL!! THNX FOR READING..

*see i pro rite i noe u read*

2008-03-05T01:47:00.000-08:00

k, umm how start, k nvm..

ytd, recess time, jin liang chasing mi cuz i took his pencil case.. den we running outside corridor den munira she suddenly: EH!
den we all turn, wa piang eh, i tink my degree go up by a few thousand degrees.. den munira come tok to us.. she sae: wad are u guys doing? do u noe u are disturbing the students tt wan to study in the classrooms?? wad are ur names?
jin liang: jin liang.
munira: jun liang?
jin liang: no, jin liang.
munira: jun liang izzit?
jin liang: no.. jin liang.. jin
munira: are u mocking mi?
i hear le i laugh till wan die sia lol, dam funny rofl..
den munira turn to mi..
munira: i noe hu u are and u noe hu u are
mi: huh? wad u toking?
munira: ur rick rite??
mi: no...
*silence for a while*
i was lyk -_-lll noe hu i am siool.... dam lame sia she.. dam lame..
den she tell jin liang, ur given a first warning ok.. den she turn no mi: u, for ur case, u are banned from the classroom block.. i hear le i wad the fuck? wad bullshit is this sia.. banned from classroom block.. i dun mind kena ban la, but wtf? gt such thing one meh? ban from classroom block?? -.-'' den jin liang can go back le, i stil cant.. she ask mi go the stairs there the dustbin and stand, til bell ring.. den i walk dere, juz nice ring.. den i walk back.. owned=)
i swear munira is dam lame....

juz nw raining dam cold sia, den we suppose go t mart, in the end go t mall-.- den goin burger king, in the end go century square kopitiam.. the price ar.. 1 plain prata $1.20, no wonder y izzad dowan eat.. den the rest of stall nt halal somemre. poor izzad :( awwwww

den eat le go home, den juz nw do the homework tt i owe pong, nw blog.. whooo!! screwed up maths la, is heng my hw let mi pass my E maths.. my A maths oni get 21/100-.- den plus holiday homework and binomial hw tt i owe her, she sae she count in first, den tmr giv her.. she add le i stil fail-.- neh nehhhh...

juz nw do hw i found something.. my pri. sch trophies!! whooooo!!

won third place for some inter sch taekwondo tournament, den right side de is 1st place for some dno wad sports day relay thing.. but they dam dusty sia, and i juz broke one of them while cleaning it T_T

wei heng eating gu ba kway teow( beef noodles) he eating himself bodohhhhh.. k juz joking wei heng:)

i dedicate, tis picture, to my dearest frend, NGO cheng boon.. and if ur cant see, NGO, stands for non-government organisation.. and its cheng boon sirname.. ZOMFGOSH!! A REBELLION!!! OMG! A VEGETARIAN SOMEMORE!! =O

lol, co-ordinate geommetry test coming, been revising on tt, but bit by bit la, tmr bio spa maaa.. muz go use com research ma=D rofl..

kk, off com le, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D

if u read tis post, means im cute.. if u tell people abt tis message, it means ur spreading tt im cute.. if u dun wan read anymre and close it, it means ur jealous tt im cute xP
juz joking=D

2008-03-04T00:30:00.000-08:00

fuck la ji bai.. study chem do tys lyk dog liddat oni get 21/40.. den overall i stil fail chao ninama papaya kanina la.. i give up le la, study so much so wad? do ten yr series so mani time overand over again so wad? wads the fucking point sia.. maths get 5/40, wad the fuck.. fucking dulan nw sia

ltr tuition maths.. nex week 1 wk holiday.. den parent meeting session and VP wan see my parent.. confirm le.. die liao lor.. ss memorise lyk siao in the end oni 9 marks.. laz eyar i nvr study stil can pass, nw become i study and memorise lyk siao stil fail.. single digit somemre.. siao liao lor, i tis time nvr kena screwed i can prepare um chio..

2008-03-03T03:31:00.000-08:00

k, mum let mi use com tho she sae i weekday cant play=) thnx ar whooo!
tis week laz week of sch, den march holiday.. which i tink almost everyday i nid go study wif jeremy(IF HE'S NOT ''BOOKED''), den can teach mi maths muaha, especially binomial.. ninama banana papaya, hard bodoh.. chester teach mi, i rmb le, den i do do do.. den nex day, 4get again.. den he teach mi, den i 4get again &%#$&

juz nw went t mall wif jeremy(THE ONLY 4R1 AWWW~) chester wei heng yong izzad gwen jessica to find present for lionel, mr lim foloed us for the lunch, but in the end he nvr eat anything-.- den went to toys'r'us to buy diapers for lionel, aiya, it really suits him(no offence lionel, if u ever read tis) im serious, suit him lyk nothing in the world can suit better, k i dno wad im toking nvm.. den after tt went to royal sporting hse to buy him a ball.. k nvm, soccer ball, wad u tinking tsk tsk tsk

den tho raining, i went to buy rice for my mum.. see, im nice=) k jk jk jk fine fine fine, i sneezing le stop cursing-.-

stupid jeremy juz log in, goin to fren lock his xanga, forcing mi to cre8 an account so tt i can read-.- lazy la.. i aso dno y he wan fren lock lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mi: knock knock
yong: who's there
mi:ya
yong: ya who
mi: yahoo.com.sg
yong: -.-;;

lol sry la dam bored ma, den tink of all tis crap.. eh wait i go eat my char siew bao..
k nvm, i insert 2 pics first.. weeeeeeeeeee!!

took tis outside the class door vulgar sia the sch.. tsk tsk tsk

last weekend, went study wif ky lionel.. dey taught mi maths, and... I SAW.. THE LIGHT! juz light they sae: ''STEP DOWN MY SON, AND SEE THE LIGHT!!''

wore my sis ring, and found it weird..

kk, tts all.. have a good evening ppl=)

HI IZZAD!!! HI CHESTER!! HI PPL!!

2008-02-29T23:14:00.000-08:00

lol, juz cancelled movie thnx to the ever indecisive lionel chin.. whole day is him oni-.- cant too late, cant too early zzzzz dam sian.. den nw alan no whr to go, at 1st i suppose meet him before watching movie at 6.. den in the end movie all cancelled den he now nowhr go.. sry alan=( i pang u ='[
hopefully he can go ky hse=)
and i juz realised tt ytd was 29feb, a leap yr =O and u noe y?? cuz 1 yr= 365 and 1/4 days.. tts y every 4 yrs there willl be extra day.. thnx thnx thnx, read it in encyclopedia =)

k, ky juz smsed mi, he can go!! yay!! phew, if nt seriously i will feel dam bad for panging him =/

u can click to enlarge, ps ar.. but its dam lame.. so ya, i tink some u see before le..

nice answer la, O lvl put tis one i dno wad happen sia.. i tink the cambridge marker fly over to singapore come slap u sia-.-

sian la no movie.. hopefully tmr can go watch ba.. i stay home use com, mum naggggggg.. i go out, mum aso nagggggg.. she juz dun wan mi to use com i tink. i tell her : i staying home, nt goin out le.. she: ya, den play com lor.. rite?(sarcasm)
wth la, stay home wad u wan mi do sia.. study rite i noe...

dno la, neh neh.. wadever do aso wrong-.- dowan blog le, stopped here.

my whole life came crashing.. kaboooooshh o.O

2008-02-29T07:00:00.001-08:00

k lol, once again, another boring post of my blog :(
ytd nothing much really happen la.. the excitment is oni todae muahaha.. sch mr lim spoke to mi abt the problems, most abt studies.. duh, jonathan ho chao qun leh.. nt abt study abt wad.. guai kia hor.. den after tt went to lionel hse play block catching.. and tts whr all the excitment began....

we playing happily, second round le.. den mi ky kena separated cuz he kena caught.. den skarly chester sms mi sae dun go down, gt guard.. den i ''nb hu so cb go complain'' den i see downstair, wa, white uniform bodoh.. lyk air force =)
chester nt involve, cuz he shin injured, den he nvr kena.. den i go the middle part of stairs find lionel, den he ask mi go down.. den i tot he ask mi go down cuz the guard maybe looking somewhr or something.. den i run down the guard: EH!! den say some tamil things which i dun rly understand-.-

dennn, kena bring to guard room lor.. den keep sae wad wan threaten call police.. ninama banana papaya furama, first time bo warning wan call police crazy.. den we go office, 1 by 1 go in.. i go in, den giv ic blablala den no mre le.. but inside gt one uncle aso call jonathan=)
the indian guy:jo-nathan.. den i ''wad'' den he sae: ''nt calling u, i calling him*points to uncle* he jo-nathan u aso ar? '' den i ''-.- have my IC leh lame...'' but tt guy dam jolly la lol

den liddat lor.. no call sch, no call parent.. juz warning zzzz basket.. i wan go find the guy tt call the guard to settle sia.. juz warn can le rite? muz go call guard and tell us sae wad wan call police ar? i bet go find him he sure dun dare come out.. dare call bo ji come out, i make sure his cactus everything rly come out..

k nvm.. over le-.- nex time play aso dun go dere le. come my hse here =D lol

den juz had bio tuition.. ky and lionel joined todae.. wif mi intro-ing a new girl to him called ''faith'' or something.. sounds liddat de la.. we smoke him sae chio bu, which actually is a guai lan girl.. rly lor.. join den u noe le=)
den ky go dere, kena smoke lyk siao sia.. he see the girl, his face from =) become =*( dam funny lol

learn some chim stuff lyk endosperm blabla.. shud be nothing else le la.. tmr den post pics tt i take muahahahaha, todae no time.. goin dota wif alan ky lionel le..

ALAN ROCKKKKSSSS!! IM PEBBLE!!!!! k, nites ppl =)

you are my greatest hello, and my worst goodbye..

2008-02-27T05:02:00.000-08:00

k, everyone is either stop on last friday class lunch, or start on todae's ending of common test.. soo, im nt goin to do the same...

laz few days busy studying lyk some dog.. but in the end, test all dno hw to do ninama banana.. especially the chinese paper, wa lan eh.. the answer is nt even in passage one sia.. sry la chinese suck rite..

eh i feel lyk eating prata and lollipop now i dno y.. waiting for ky come on9 to start dota.. so longgggggggggggggggggggggg... friday class lunch rly dam enjoyable lol, seriously, i dun mind mre class lunch=D juz nw at t mart eating izzad started toking abt end of yr plan chalet after O lvl.. a bit too far ya.. haven even june yet.. but the time from now to O LVL IS SOMEHOW VERY VERY VERY CLOSE....

ATTACK OF THE TROLLEY CLONES!! ZOMFG!!! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!
last friday class lunch de, 4get post muaha

concentrate on the fingers.. y the hell is it pointing a middle finger? in school somemre.. tsk tsk..

juz nw went chester hse wif jeremy and ky to play tennis.. nt bad leh mi, first time play.. i tink can take part competition le.. i whack the ball, fly over the tall fence, over the nex tennis court, over the wall, over the function room and gym, into the swimming pool.. dwen chester quite pissed cuz 3 of his balls landed there.. tennis balls.. nt the balls tt ur tinking-.- den i hit one ball out of the compound.. shhhh=X

k, ky on9 le.. dota le.. todae juz nice finish common test, but.. ITS NOT OVER!! ITS NOT OVER!!! IT CANT BE OVER!!!! k nvm nvm.. lol, gt o lvl noooooo

stil gt wad to blog ar?? shud be nothing le.. if gt anything else tmr i tink i will update again ba.. haha, bye ppl!! =) eh tag leh.. my tag board not for bai mei de=X and im running out of tags.. *sniff* im such a loner:'( *sobs* i have no frends ='[ *sniffles*

COMMON TEST WEEK

2008-02-26T03:45:00.001-08:00

haizz, cant post long.. common test week.. tmr den post for last 3 days=)

jia you ppl!! dun giv up.. can one =X u noe... the phrase: he who does not gives up does not gives up his up givings.. k dno wad the hell is that.. last day tmr!!! chiong ar!!!

To solve a problem, or to reach a goal, you don't need to know all the answers in advance. But you must have a clear idea of the problem, or the goal you want to reach.

best of luck ppl! =]

2008-02-22T12:50:00.000-08:00

k, time to blog abt wad happen ytd.. ps ar, a bit late
morning, went to sch, was quite ok, till the talk by the TJC and MJC, wa piang eh, i tell u.. boring lyk shyt bodo! u see everyone head all tilting to one side.. dam funny..
den after tt, we went off to collect ouor newspaper the bag.. heng ar, ouor blog oni gt one bag.. such kind neighbours.. den halfway, we heard the lift siren.. den we go see.. in the end is ariz sem and shaiful kena stuck inside.. ROFL!!!!
den, its time.. for.... CLASS LUNCH!!!

went to airport to eat popeyes.. 1st time eating dere, but nt bad leh the food.. the chicken quite nice.. den u upsize rite, u get Large coke and 1 extra side order.. so in the end my meal was 2 pc chicken, 2 packet of firs and 1 large F&N grape.. the fries all dam long one sia.. nt those short short one hor.. den eat finish le, woah.. fulllll

den before we went to eat, the plan was to pang seh lawton, according to chester.. den mi alan jin liang chester wei heng teck li were separated from gwen jess teck yang lawton ivan and mr lim.. den chester sae we meet den on dno wad LRT den we go here go dere den finaly lawton kena pang.. but in the end, MISSION FAILED.. awwwwww
den mi alan jin liang started to be cam-whores for the whole day.. we took many pictures.. ltr after blog finish den post la, if not post 1 by 1 very leh-cheh..
den mi and teck li played step-oni-the-black-tiles.. look dam dumb la. but fun=D

after eating popeyes, we started our bitching session.. mahh derrrr, u see how chester bitch.. basket, top bitcher in the world bodoh!! lyk wad jar-mo-ny sae, nex time u see he hv his hotline.. 1800-beotch.. 55 cents per min.. he bitch lyk siao siaaaa

den lawton, he sae he eat le den go home.. yet he stil wif us zzz.. from sec 1 i hated him le.. try having him as ur group project mate for 1 yr.. idiot sia.. our group full le, he dam bhb, keep wan squeeze inside.. den he stil sae: eh gimme join.. one of u all go out.. WTF? dua lam pa ar? muz giv him the space meh zz.. den dion, as innocent as he is in sec 1, gave in.. den for the whole of sec 1, he in my group for project.. and act til dam bloody bossy..

after lunch, and much bitching done by our dearest chester,lol.. we went back home=( time flies fast when ur enjoying it.. and according to chester, mr lim said:'' we shud have mre class lunch'' lol..

pictures time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k, while waiting for the phone to connect to the com, tell u all ar.. i created my lj acc! but not to blog.. stil considering the 'drag' of izzad la.. but create to read other ppl blog.. all block lor unfair..

let mi start the pics wif a water cooler.. tt cant produce water.. mi and alan down dere open mouth big big yet cant come out water zzz

when we entered the airport. we see, WA. shiny bodoh.. den we saw one auntie cleaning the floor.. good job auntie! :)

pic of the water fall when we were entering.. nice hor? i design de.. jkjk=P

jin liang face.. i trying to take pic of the waterfal above, den he suddenly pop in zzz, jolly rite lol

was trying to take pic of the waterfall aso, den tis woman suddenly walk in and stand dere.. basket..

CAM WHORE TIME!!

mi and teck yang.. surprising rite? teck yang =D he dam photogenic lor.. nt lyk mi =(

mi and jin liang.. trying to advertise for kodomo toothpaste =D

tts mi and alan in the sky train lol.. ''u cant see mi, u cant see mi''

man abusing baby.. tsk tsk tsk

our fellow magicians trying to move the plane.. little did dey noe tt there's actually a driver in the plane =O

and DAMMIT! i lost the loner pic.. sian.. lawton was standing alone, sulking, using his phone, as the rest of us were lyk talking to each other.. too bad i lost the pic haizzz.. maybe its mr karma :(

tts all ppl, no mre pics le.. the rest i find it quite abundant lol.. den after tt nite time i went for my 1st lesson of bio.. the cher dam jolly lol.. is the mr lam pang kuan guy.. den ariz dey all lol, i tell u, laugh til siao.. kk ppl, gtg le.. =D fun sia ytd, whoooooooooooo!!

Xnox-ness - If I Fall (Amber Pacific Cover)

2008-02-21T05:00:00.001-08:00

basket sia, i find tis piano score 2 weeks le, dun have.. den on youtube dey can play.. den dey dowan teach. chao neh neh

Augustana - Boston (Piano Version)

2008-02-21T04:57:00.001-08:00

woah, basket, i want find piano score dun have.. den dey can find the score.. cheaters lol.. I WAN LEARN! ROAR

2008-02-21T02:06:00.000-08:00

lol, juz now go sch go giv out leaflet.. holiday giv til siao sia, den juz nw stil go giv zzz, but quite fun la, lyk class outing.. den after tt we go t mall makan long john=D im long.. HUEK!! nw no money le basket.. sat stil goin buy new bag-.-

den after tt we go back sch slack, den jin liang use his hand catch 1 butterfly.. den i dno, cuz he hold by the wings, den i see lyk eh? worm ar.. den skarly he sae: butterfly.. basket, i run far far sia.. i dno y i scared aso zz dun ask mi..

den we were juz abt to dota, tt bloody wh sae: cant play le.. nbccb, waste my 1hr 30mins doin nothing.. knn, laz time nvm, nw i can use tt time to go do something else.. bloody idiot..

tmr stil nid go collect old newspaper and clothes.. boring!

after sch gt sch lunch!! whoooooo!!!

2008-02-20T03:22:00.000-08:00

TODAE CHEM SPA OVER!! WHOOOOO! but bio de haven T_T
uploaded another song,k nt rly song, video.. ps if too small=X cuz i dun tink most of u lyk screamos=/ wa seh, ytd no blog, nw i dno whr to start.. k, lets start wif yesterday..

wad happen ar?? oh ya, went to chester hse study.. eh no, tts ytd de ytd.. sia la, ytd, ummm.. eh wtf, no memories of wad happen ytd sia.. i seriously 4got wad we did in sch all that.. wait i ask izzad. seems lyk he's daoing mi.. great job dere..went to eat prata after sch, nice leh.. afaghanistan restaurant centre.. flight no. SQ009, arnd 18hrs long oni

k, blog abt todae.. go sch, morning, yawning, WA BASKET! ask izzad thing halfway he sign out! he good!! nvm nvm.. todae go sch, den collect the edusave form thing.. den after tt we were lyk discussing abt blogs.. and yep, the universal fact.. LIVEJOURNAL SUX.. even the name saes so.. LJ= lousy journal.. or the not nice way, LANJIAO lol
k, mum rushing mi to blog.. den juz now fren call mi go meet, den i ask my mum, she sae: go whr? find hu? for what? why leh? at whr? den i was lyk ...... den i told her sae its privacy. den she gave an ''inaudible'' sign, den she sae wad ytd ask mi go down buy dinner i dowan, den nw fren ask mi meet can go meet.. den i nvm sua.. i go back room sleep.. but if seriously got anything i juz go out le.. but dun have la in the end..

k, i remembered a bit of wad happen ytd.. we had some presentation of some grou[s during chem lesson.. den i drew the ''group emblem'' den yong was lyk: eh draw all of us la, draw below here.. den i anyhow draw, this was the result..

den chester was lyk grumbling, that his mouth is not ''O'' tt way, and he said: ''im pretty sure, i dun oni have 4 strands of hair..'' made mi laugh for 7 mins lol.. actually rly quite look lyk ba LOL

kk, mum nagging sae wad i use com too long, when i oni used lyk less den an hour, and sae i nvr study zzz..
k, now the very common question.. wad will u do if u have a gun that is oni left with 3 bullets..
for mi, this is wad i will do...

1st bullet: saved the best for de hao..
2nd bullet: for my dearest teacher, ms teo may wei, who is at australia milking cows now..
3rd bullet: for myself.

yup, this is wad i will use the 3 bullets for..
kk, mum starting to get pissed off, lyk the fly on the toilet seat.. dno la, piang eh.. blog aso cnt.. nvm bye ppl, cya tmr for rubbish collecting programme.. preapre foer the biggest rubbish, THE LIN!! jk=D

2008-02-18T03:54:00.000-08:00

went studying juz nw, became a good boy for lyk 3 hours, actually, i always is gd boy de=) rly, no lie.. i dun gamble, i dun talk and play in class, i dun scold colourful words, all i do is listen in class and go home to study :) i dun even noe wads a com.. k, tts too exerating.. sry dno hw spell la

left the laz chapter of bio, respiration.. tis is the oni chapter that i dun rly understand, thnx to the bronchioles, alveoli, air sex, larynx, blablabla, which i dun even noe.. except naessal hair =D we noe it best la, haha xP

wed. chem spa, which is my doom's day number 768, ya.. jeremy went to meet mi in hell juz nw, was having a chat wif the devil.. ya.. he's as hot as ever.. saw wad de hao reincarnated into, dun wan to elaborate on it.. after tt i made a trip to heaven, saw many butterflies on the way, making my hair stand.. ya... the angels are doing wad they lyk to do best, floating around wif a metal rubber band above their head.. faries are busy catching butterflies, thank god.. den, came back to earth, a place whr ppl say its paradise, which is bullshit..

mum cutting apples, muaha, jealous rite, imagine.. the red, bouncy apple, one bite, *crunch* water splattering all over the place, sry la, eng bad ma wa lao, laugh til liddat.. i bet jeremy comfirm read le laugh till dno wad to sae-.-

nw gt some submarine show, is abt the engine gt leakage, den dey trying to repair, which is sort of dumb, dun dey have a spare engine?

k, dno wad to blog le, except tt i took a pic juz now, while waiting for bus..
according to the ''great wise old man'' jeremy tan kok lun, tis hole, is for the earth to breathe.. wad a wise guess dere, well done! *claps*

izzad is blogging in livejournal now, for ur info, IT SUX! the skin ar, wa piang eh, bo wei kong(nothing to sae).. im serious.. so ppl, lets get back to blogspot!! whoooooo!!

FACT OF THE DAY: an orange is called orange because it is orange.

2008-02-17T04:12:00.001-08:00

k, laz 2 nties came back very late. arnd 12 plus oni la anyway.. but dad wait for mi.. den is lyk dam bad lor, morning 5plus nid wake up stil wait for mi =/ ytd went to watch ah long, but before tt mi and alan camp at t mall for 4 hours waiting for ppl-.- we gt so bored till we even went to toys'r'us to play sword fight lol.. quite fun tho.. den we saw a stuff toy tt look lyk wei heng, the hair, everything. except tt its not furry and black tts all.. im serious.. ask alan if u dun believe mi.. den after tt we walk arnd t mall 5 times, century square 4 times.. den we look at shop name and started making lame jokes out of them.. lyk example, we walk pass coffee bean.. ''who's mr bean bro'' ''coffee bean'' -.- look at how bored we are..

juz nw went studying wif jeremy and ky.. finished notes on homeostasis and excretion.. pua ji bai, if lee chin lee nvr con my excretion, i finish my diffusion osmosis le.. chao neh neh, no wonder y she stil miss la.. k tts dam bad.. but tts life, it sux, get use to it =]

ah long was ok la.. if u dun understand hokkien den u dun rly get the whole show.. but jack neo, being a nice director, has subtitles at the bottom of the screen.. so ya..
waiting for alan ky lionel wh to dota, so bored lor..
im chattin wif izzad.. hu entertains mi everytime im bored, lyk he's a pimp or something haha :) juz joking dun cry izzad..

shall end tis post wif 1 conversation =]

alan: y did the food stop?
jon: cuz it reached the food junction.

jon: wad did the coffee say?
alan: nothing.. cuz the kopi-tiam

:D good nite ppl, cya tmr in sch, the prison, the AGONY, THE CATASTROPHE(chim rite), A CALAMITY!!!

2008-02-14T06:06:00.000-08:00

,+ '' '+ , +' '' +,
'+, ............. ,+' ...HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY PPL!
...... ''+;+ ''

was planning to make another heart as the end of tt sentence, but blogger cant suppport it, i publish post nia whole thing screwed up-.-
so how's ur day ppl! had fun wif ur ''loved ones''? =D lol early morning, gt 3 test in a row, basket.. good way to start the day ya... k, i juz caught 1 flying cockroach and 1 lizard.. sry alan if nvr jio u-.- den play majong wif alan dam funny.. is game la, nt come my hse, can play on9 de.. den thru msn i ask alan gimme 9 dots.. den i game=D thnx alan muaha.. dam fun the majong..

mi chester wh dropped HCl todae, can joined sun lao shi's class.. was *ahemboringahem*, but liu liming ask mi tink twice on whether to drop or not to drop, cuz he said it was my compo tt screwed mi up-.- he sae my oral distinction, my paper was okok, but is my compo dno how write. den he tell mi sae juz brush up on my compo can le.. is lyk duh, compo screw mi up-.- maid and employee, i write til parents abuse the kids den kids muz call the 1800 hotline thing-.- rly very out of point..

got back log test, gt 12.. was happy=D come back home at arnd 6, slept til 8 wake up eat dinner den 930 start use com til nw blog finish le i go sleep le.. tmr gt the event thingy, plus np, the sir always ask mi run extra 2-4 rounds arnd the sch, screw him la.. run 4 rounds finish le, den take 5 mins break, he sae i slacking, gt nothing to do, den ask mi run 2 mre rounds-.- buggerk, i juz did something wrong.. i change font to yellow now i cant see wad im typing-.- heck la, typo i tink u all can see or noe wads the word ba.. k, during chem lesson...

there's a drawing on the ship, den mrs teh explaining the diff materials used for the ship.. den gt some birds flying on top of the ocean, den at first i see i tot dey swimming..

mi: cher, hw come the birds swimming?
teckyang: well, if there's flying fish, im nt surprise gt swimming birds
mi: so means nex time gt flying humans aso ar?
teck yang: ya! might be tt possibility! hu noes, there might even be floating aliens
mi: ...

den on the bus juz nw, jeremy asking wad wei heng wearing tmr.. den i said: his tight fitting clothes, wif FBT shorts.. den i started to tink of something, which look dam sick.. i swear.. k, better nt tok abt it, skarly wei heng aso reading tis post i die.. nites ppl, i go slp le.. haha, happy valentine's day ppl! and thnx for presents(:

2008-02-13T02:09:00.000-08:00

k, todae mr lim was lyk'' ytd i spend the whole nite reading ppl's blog'' i listen le i =O no wonder hw come he noe we played majong on sunday=P my mum aso read my blog-.- den sometimes she read le she nt happy on wad i blog abt she scold mi.. tts y i wanted to change my url.. but nvr la, cuz dno la... haizzz
todae, liu liming dno y very nice.. todae i buay tahan le.. i been trying nt to sleep during his lesson.. and todae, finally cant le, cuz 2 hrs.. i doze off.. den he saw mi dozing off, den chester wan call mji, he told chester: dun call him, he tis few days i see his face lyk very tired.. let him slp a while.. but he sae it in chinese la.. den after lesson chester told mi, i woah! is he sarcastic or wad? but after tt i felt dam bad la X_X dropping HCl, and todae laz HCl lesson yet i stil doze off.. is lyk dam bastard=(
dno la, tis few days dam fucking pek chek at certain things.. ytd i do til arnd 12am my ss, den finally pass up=D so happy la when i do finish... but i gt see some other ppl's work la T_T
den juz nw on the way home, jeremy was tryin to gl mi.. cuz i late in the morning.. den he sae: ''ya, morning dno hu late?'' den i sae: ''choco-late'' den he laugh all the way to the bus stop for 15mins lol, den he laugh til stomach pain.. den make mi dam scared, cuz i tot he will be the 1st to die due to over-laughing.. scary sia.. i read the book they sae gt one guy watch one comedy den die of laughing before leh.. cuz laugh til run out of breath den cant breathe.. scaryyyyyyyyy
k, common test coming,, jia lat.. a bit gan jiong le, nt becuz of the test, but cuz if u do badly den the vp will personally see parent face to face.. and he already noes my name-.-

2008-02-12T06:56:00.000-08:00

fucklakanninabeichaojibaimotherfuckerpukimakhonggansoabkpkbpuaturban, my phone bill $93.. siao liao lor, no nid use phone le.. ji bai, outgoing call 216mins?!?! wad the fuck la, mite as well go put 2160mins gimme buy 4D rite, puki mak.. good le lor.. laz time $50, lunch, breakfast and even dinner aso dowan eat.. sometime tuition dinner i eat outside, i save to pay the bill, never eat.. den 2 days str8 never eat aso have.. nw leh, $93.. can go jump from my flat le.. rmb burn money for mi to pay bill.. fuck la, dad wan go singtel ask for the list on who i call, who i sms, and wad i sms.. 216mins, hong gan.. i tink my dad nvr go, i will be the one going to ask..

siao liao la, no phone i seriously dno hw to survive.. nvm.. the ''WAY'' till eventually light up for mi.. u noe, use the situation to plan out something.. sure can one.. look on the fucking bright side of the fucked up life

ss haven do.. die liao.. no book somemore.. siao liao la, life rly sux la.. wadever i do now, dno y, always is wrong.. seriously, if u were mi, u will noe how it feels.. but parents always:'' we were once lyk u, so we noe how u feel'', but im sorry,ppl make mistakes.

k,tmr goin drop HCL, which is quite a pity ya.. can get A de, but my compo screwed mi up.. oral distinction.. u sae y cnt get A? my compo is abt maid and owner.. u noe wad i write abt? i write abt wad kids shud do when parents abuse them.. wad the fuck rite? dno la.. i told u im fucked up.. dam screwed, therefore, with the above evidence, i conclude that.. life sucks

2008-02-11T02:48:00.000-08:00

i agree to this source to a large extent.. this is because it comes from a more reliable source and its an insternational fact.. awwwwwwwww:) no offence=X

lol, sry la dam bored nth do ma wa lan eh. juz nw come back, i slp til nw juz wake up.. cny over basket.. so fast.. haizzzz, tmr goin find chinese HOD, droppin hcl.. muahaha, wait for mi ppl, for im coming!! =D

lol i dno whr to start revising sia.. todae a maths quite ok, cuz teach differentiation, and tuition tought le, so stil cmi.. cam make it, nt cnt make it-.-

ok.. nw i dno wad to blog abt le.. OH YA! ytd a lot ppl come my hse play mahjong muahahaha!! den chester gordon on my rite=D dey had a very very fun time.. oni tt i didnt giv them the tiles tt dey wan oni la.. nt much.. in the end sti,win 10++per person, buggers.. den ky lost $21.. mi and jeremy won $7, so its stil quite ok, base on tt im stil a noob, told u i dun gamble.. :)

2008-02-08T06:20:00.001-08:00

my baby... my soulmate... my heartache...

2008-02-06T01:28:00.000-08:00

yoyoyo ppl, its the one and oni one.. the one!! haha lol lame la jon.. grow up leh..
ytd new yr eve eve.. todae new yr eve.. tmr NEW YEAR! whheeeeeeeee!! sunday visitin muahahaha.. prepare ur ang baos ppl!! for the one shall come!! muahahahaha=D
i dun mind a $50 notes.. tho i dun rly lyk the colour la.. but its ok.. i can learn to lyk it=P
todae go sch, BORING!!! did nth in sch.. i rather stay at home slp

ltr goin father's mother hse eat reunion dinner-.- jia lat.. dun rly noe dem well =X
tmr all relative come my hse play mahjong play cards watch dvd talk kok sing song.. once again, the usual phrase shall come:'' 1 yr older le.. muz listen to ur daddy mummy.. be gd to dem and muz work hard for ur studies blablabla'' hopefully tmr can play com almost whole day MUAHAHAHAH

k, nth else to blog le ba i tink.. except tt i juz created my friendster again-.- tt time itchy hand go del nw cre8 add everyone back again basket..

OMG LOOK!!! SOMETHING'S BEHIND U!!! QUIK TURN SEE!!! NO HARM IN TURNING TO SEE!! QUIK!!!

2008-02-04T05:57:00.000-08:00

k, i realised i didnt blog for quite a lot of days.. so, here goes.. another 1 of my boring post...
k, strt of wif, 2 days ago.. mi chester wh and jeremy, walk into sch bookshop buy books.. den i payin money, 1 auntie keep starin at mi.. den i heck care her.. den at door waiting for tt LIN guy, the auntie sae: 你其实是个能读书的人.. which means, actually u are a person tt can study.. den i hear le, i wan keep my change i chua tio my book drop-.- den jeremy and wh down dere sniggering lyk some niggers tt saw chinese men playin wif their hair.. den i was lyk: rly meh??? but i told auntie tt in chinese..den the other auntie sae tt auntie noe fortune telling..
rightt, i tink she made a wrong assumption abt mi-.- confirm

this few days quite cold, wake up early morning keep sneezing, dam irritating..but nt bad.. better den weather so hot-.-
juz nw took a maths retest.. it was a piece of cake(hope u noe wad im trying to sae)
pong told mi to use tis formula, use tt formula.. i sit dere figure out 15 mins den finally gt the answer.. in the end leh, i forget something.. tts oni the basic angle %$@&*^$%
haizzz.. den tt wh, he noe he dno hw to le, sure fail le, stil wan waste mre time go try do-.-

den we played carpark catching.. was dam fun.. dodged ky and chester as dey were chasin mi.. 2nd time was tt phil at the floor below mi, means he cna see my leg.. ky at the floor on top of mi, which aso means he can see my leg.. kena trap-.- den gt car drive pass dem, ZHAO ARRR
run lyk dog to the stairs sia.. heng dey no find mi=D

den go to top floor, see jerem sitting dere.. jia lat.. den chester chasin mi behind.. run to jeremy, i stop.. den chester wan catch mi, u noe.. MATRIX!!! muahaha, dodged and run to stairs again.. den jeremy bom bom bom chase mi.. aiya, ky chase mi 2 floor.. chester chase mi 3 floor. i tired of running i juz stop let jeremy catch-.- dam tired....

2 mre days to chinese new yr.. 2 mre days to ang bao.. 2 mre days to reunion.. but, 2 mre days.. to sadness

We The Kings

2008-02-01T04:18:00.001-08:00

k, I WAN THE PIANO SCORES FOR TIS SONG!!

2008-02-01T04:02:00.000-08:00

todae's friday! whooo!!! hapy, can play=) lol, todae mr lim gt fed up wif cheng boon and his hotel 81 idea rofl.. heng ar, i nearly wan write ''the carpark opposite sch, use the top deck'', basket.. i tink i write, i will be dam screwed seriously..
k, juz nw my frend let mi see tis pic.. no offence ar, lol

k, ronaldo and rooney.. lol, i noe obscene.. but... ronaldo noes best on wad his doing..

k, lets move on and stop tokin abt tt pic ya.. ROFL! xD
cold sia tonite.. raining lyk siao.. heaven muz be crying.. haizz, dno hu make him cry.. dammit
but thnx to it, todae np dismiss early=D haiyo, y np end so early?? sian la.. i wanted to stay til 7 de lor, in the end 4 plus dismiss.. dammit la, haizz.. makes mi very upset abt it X_X

k, im stil tinking of my new blog url.. but i tink lala-boii stil the best lor.. dno la, i tink le den i go tell u all, den RMB LINK HOR =D muahahahahahaha
actually to tell u the truth, my frend showed mi 2 pics.. here's another one..

lol,love these books :)

juz nw, at frend hse, saw friendster.. and from dere, i saw many of my lost-touched pri. sch frends.. but too bad la, i no friendster =( aww
k, so mani days no blog.. i noe la, my post too boring sry la =(
juz nw mum lectured mi abt my attitude towards studies.. i admit my attitude towards studies sux.. but im trying to u noe, study =X
den i suspect she send spies or PIs lor, everytime she noe wad i do, all this de.. soo, if my mum bribe u all, better tell mi nw, if not i hire my own PI u all screwed hahas, jkjk.. lol dun angry worxxcxzzzss
and i juz realised something.. on 1 day, many things can happen.. example.. 7 feb, everone celebrating, CNY, hoohoo haahaa, jum here scream dere.. but actually, hu noes.. other things are happening.. i looking forward to 7feb cuz CNY.. but im aso hoping tt it would not come...

Cobus - Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country (DRUMS COVER)

2008-01-29T04:56:00.001-08:00

ok, after watchin tis video on corbus, i rly dno wad to sae.. confirm is gt join band or something de.. not cca that kind of band.. but band as in tt kind of band.. k nvm nvm..
now chionging elect history.. muz hand in by tmr.. siao liao..
thurs gt bio chem and geog.. i rly dno hw to cope sia.. stress bodo!!
heng juz nw go wh hse gt study half of excretion..
kk, stop blogging and do work le.. den i nid go toilet excrete aso =D jkjk.. haha

We The Kings - Skyway Avenue (Live, Acoustic)

2008-01-28T02:34:00.001-08:00

wa, acoustic version o.O ok la, quite nice.. haha

k, i juz cut my hair wif pan and kenny T.T nw i swear is dam shrot.. even my mum see le she " =O how come u suddenly cut so short?"
sian laaa, thnx to the sch la, dno hw cut wan geh kiang go cut.. tts y, lang kiang lo ho, mai geh kiang-.- dno y lenard tan lyk cut ppl hair so much..
k, ltr studyin bio.. and im stil deciding to sit wif hu in class. cuz mr lim sae i sit wif esrinda both is weak, den if i sit wif alcie at least she can teach mi =O sit wif alcie at tt corner i sure sleep dam easily de.. soo, till nw i stil dno wad to do
bio and chem tis thurs.. die die die.. chem study halfway, bio i study respiration le in the end todae kum go suddenly change the respiration to homeostasis.. basket.. waste my time bodo..

k, nothing to blog le.. other den todae i was dam late for my chwee kueh breakfast =X

We The Kings - Skyway Avenue

2008-01-27T04:04:00.001-08:00

haha, my fav. song the mv, also known as my band =D jkjk

2008-01-25T05:09:00.000-08:00

k, blog shortly cuz i minor fracture my right hand. den parent folo mi go hospital =)
go in, the nurse ask: wad happen? injured ar? den i was lyk, wtf? no la.. come hospital for fun de.. den she sae: hw u fracture? u fell? den my face-.- wtf lor, nt fall den how fracture sia.. lame bodo

k, that my name on some paper shyt..

the amount, $180, for lyk flipping my hand a few times-.- na bei, liddat i aso noe hw to be doctor sia.. patient come in, i juz ask: u sick ar?

tis is amt. after subsidy.. $75.. knn, i swear i die aso dun go hospital le.. $75= my dota game.. tho is parents pay, but stil feel heart pain sia T.T

the gel tt they gave mi to massage.. tis one ar, i buy frm other shop aso have.. cheat money..

heng goverment kind, go subsidy half.. if nt ar, jia lat i tell u.. $150.wa piang eh..
kk, go off le.. nex time blog mre, nw hand dam pain le.. TMR NO PIANO! THNX TO MY HAND =D

2008-01-22T04:31:00.001-08:00

k, juz finished my chem project.. k la, nt rly the whole project, i juz nw oni do the essay.. bibliography and acknowledgement is the same thing, den chester ask mi do both-.- den very confuse mudderrr...
nw chattin wif jeremy, whos going round askin ppl if he's boring, which i dun even noe for wad.. song la! tmr sch start 815 =D tonite late sleep a bit shud be nvm..

oh, tis few days my mum dam weird.. she keep asking if i gt gf, gt smoke all this.. i dno y.. den juz nw i eating, she sae: tt time u go out wif one girl, hu is it? wad name? den i ask her, y? u dno de.. den she sae'' dno tts y ask ma, wad name, classmate? which class? wad she doing now?'' how the hell am i suppose to noe wad she doing now when im at home?? den i suspect she take my phone or see my phone b4.. k nvm u dun understand tis point =X shh
den after tt she ask mi if i gt smoke-.- wad the hell la, den i was lyk tinking: ya i gt smoke, i smoke, take drugs, get high everyday and come back home low-.- i mean, if i gt smoke, dun tell mi my shirt no smell? dun tell mi my breath no cigarette smell? dun tell mi my fingers dun hv the cigarette bud the smell? -.- i tink she too paranoid le..

haizzz, maybe i have to stop blogging le, or maybe change blog/url le.. for some reason... nvm..
dam bored la at home.. everytime after sch i dno whr to go.. makan le, go home= nothing do.. den stay in sch, slack wif some ppl, or maybe play ball.. den zhao home..

$20 mre to $50 so i can pay my mum the handphone bill!! a few mre days of starving shud be can le =) haha, jyjy jon!! xP

kk, nth else to blog le.. ltr i stil goin out.. nites all.. sweet dreams all, but dun dream abt mi la, ltr kena diabetes nt my prob.. ROFL jkjk

The Great Escape

2008-01-21T04:36:00.001-08:00

k, tis is another, good one.. girl drummer bodo! i tink i shud quit piano and go learn drum wif yong.. lyk dam fun xP

Cobus - Boys Like Girls - The Great Escape (DRUMS COVER)

2008-01-21T04:26:00.001-08:00

saw tis video of the drum of ''great escape'' by boys like girls.. omg, tis one is juz sort of lyk follow rhyhm oni, pro bodoh!!!!

asian bsb - Bu De Bu Ai

2008-01-21T03:51:00.001-08:00

another funny video.. i tink its one of their best ba=D eh, dun see dey liddat, dey dam famous de hor.. go around the world host variety shows and they even have their own singing album.. their actual voice nt bad.. haha, happy watching =)

2008-01-19T06:58:00.000-08:00

k, todae went to watch cloverfield wif lionel alan ky hafiz jeremy and the lin.. the show ar, wa piang eh.. is actually nice la. but the ending SUX BIG TIME.. suckier den alan can believe tt? haha, jkjk.. dun angry alan =(
haha, nw skypin wif him, den he askin hw spell-.- we juz watched the movie ya.. haha..
den on the way back, we all look out the window den alan..
alan: omg! something's attackin the building!
jeremy: omg! its exploding!

dam lame.. den we walkin on the street,
ky: omg! the monster is coming!
mi: ya, ltr u see merlion head roll on road..

dam lame.. den at tampines interchange
hafiz: the mission is to rescue julia at 2 blocks away from here
jeremy: ya, den we will meet here at 530 in the morning, cuz we have to rescue her by 6am..
hafiz: ya dun late hor..
mi: jeremy bring explosive, hafiz bring laser
jeremy: wh u juz bring wadever u wan
mi: den i bring potato chip in case all hungry.. so i go home bath play dota den go take short nap lor
jeremy: ok, i aso.. i go home change.. smelly

dam lame.. seriously.. den we discussing hw to be jumper by putting on the red jumpsuit apparatus.. dam lame serioously.

haha, kk stop bloggin le.. i go dota le.. ltr stil nid rescue julia =P
bye all =D

2008-01-18T21:34:00.000-08:00

read this----> bla bla black sheep, twinkle little star, marry had a little lamb up above the world so high.. have u any wool, like a diamond in the sky...

k, i have to congratulate u, for u have just wasted 15 secs of ur life :)

2008-01-17T05:12:00.000-08:00

k, being ask to blog =P so here it goes...

todae, morning, quite cooling.. afternoon, quite hot.. nite, which is nw, juz had a passing rain.. den nw back to normal, warm nite again..
hey girl, i wanna catch ur wave! hey girl i wanna drift away, wif u!!~ hey girl! k, i noe i a bit lag.. heard tis song at sec 2 on shawn's mp3... lol

todae, lessons all lyk routine.. 2 maths, 2 language, 2 science.. but mrs teh and geog cher no come.. when dey announce geog cher no come, mi and jin liang'' YESS AR!!! NO GEOG!!! WHOOOOOO!! LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! but its beautiful for oni a few seconds.. its back to life sux nw T.T
tmr gt np, muz go le.. if nt, attendance kosong den die..

k, i tell u wad alan tell mi todae..
alan: jon, wad is brown and sticky..
mi: a stick-.- u told mi b4
alan: k, y is the fisherman lonely?
mi: cuz we ate all the fishermen's frend.. its a pri. sch joke..
alan: k fine.. wad did mozart do after he die?
mi: k, nvr hear b4.. wad he do?
alan: he decompose.. =)
mi: -.-'''''''

he full of crappy jokes sia lol.. lame and dam funny.. sometime i laugh dno is laughin at the lameness or at the joke..

basket, kena mosquito bite at my leg-.-
STRESSS BODOH!!! O LVL TIS YR, CHEM TEST NEX WK, A MATHS NEX WK, HIST HAVEN DO, NO $$ NW, HANDPHONE BILL HAVEN PAY! SMS EVERYTIME OVER!!
fuck la, all tis made life sux..emo liao la nbpcb, go cut myself le T_T

same pic, cuz i find the sketch quite nice..

two chinese boys:dadada

2008-01-17T01:25:00.001-08:00

juz a funny video =P

2008-01-16T00:59:00.000-08:00

k, juz bath come out.. mum usin com, so i faster blog.. i dun tink i will be bloggin tt much le cuz i mon-thur cant play com.. self-ban.. guai kia hor?? =D den maybe oni sometime can blog.. lyk ytd and todae=)
P.S MAPLE IS A NO LIFE GAME.. AND MAPLERS ARE EVEN MRE NO LIFE!!! roses are red, violets are blue.. play too much maple, and u will fail ur SA2.. quit maple nw.. its nvr too late.. for mre enquiries, pls call the quit maple hotline at: 1800-quit-maple

todae, im in a very bad mood.. dam fucked up by jun yan.. k nvm, dun wan to elaborate on it.. u noe, tolerance is the answer to every fucking shit in the world.. and tts according to someguy called D. thomas pheheko something.. this few days, i tink cuz weather too hot.. everyone all in bad mood.. den todae during bio, dam fuck up wif jun yan.. i go toilet, go out, bang the door.. come back, bang door close.. den kum tot i angry wif her=/ haizzz.. teachers often hav a misinterpretation in student's stuff.. k nt all cher ba... den todae chinese cher gt interview by some dno wad autonomus thingy, den no chinese =D happy!!! den tt wh, after sch, str8 go home maple.. but he insist tt he go home so early cuz he wan folo chester home-.-

dno la.. these few days i si bei du lan/pissed off/fucked up/depressed/emo T.T

haizzz, life sux la basically.. there's nothing in the world tt can make life better.. except one thing =/

dying seems a happier thing than living and im waiting for the eternal sleep to come.....

2008-01-15T02:17:00.000-08:00

k, i made a deal wif my mum sae i cant play com during weekdays, and oni can play on weekend nites.. so i sort of banned myself.. see! good boy hor? =D
k, todae lesssons basically all quite boring except chem and english.. hist. was ok la.. as usual, geog was the worse.. i put my head on table oni the cher:'' JONATHAN!'' basket, her voice dam screechy and very, um, poking to the ear.. sry la, english bad-.-
ltr 730 gt tuition, nah bei.. i hate the cher sia.. whole day oni gan mi, but no choice.. he's a gd teacher-.- the way he teach very understandable
k, chester juz called mi again.. 2nd time.. we stil arrangin wad time to meet ltr lol.. tuition 730, bus ride arnd 30 mins.. we nw stil deciding.. rofl..

k, nothing much hapen todae la.. other den mi makin mre trouble during chinese lesson.. chinese gt the ci yu test, den i pt the paper under my table and copy lol.. den wan flip, i cant flip under table, bo bian take out flip den put back underneath-.- cher no see.. he busy lookin at com dno lookin at wad.. yes ppl, i noe wad ur tinking.. im aso tinkin the same =P

k, todae dno y, dam moody.. si bei pek chek sia.. especially go lunch tt time.. i accidentally drop one chopstick oni: na bei chai ji bai straight come out frm my mouth.. dno la.. until nw stil a bit du lan haizzzzzzz..

2008-01-13T06:00:00.000-08:00

k, juz visited my blog, and im bored of tis blogskin.. found a nicer one, but jeremy say see le eye pain cuz back ground is black and white stripes, but pic dam nice.. but nvm, ltr see eye pain -.-

juz nw wen ''study'' wif alan ky pan phil jeremy.. lionel laz min cnt cuz nid go do some japan thingy, heng i no go-.- BUT I WAN GO T.T k nvm..

wa so bored sia!!!!!!! as usual, tts life =/
for those of u who didnt turn up for my funeral, i feel sorry for u.. ur attendance is nt taken =/

lol chattin wif izzad and ky on msn, so bored til i type out song lyrics to them-.- u can imagine how bored haizzz, if im rich ar seriously, i put entertainment every corner on earth.. hu dare go spoil i make sure i find tt person go scrrew him.. NOT TT KIND OF SCREW TT UR TINKING IN UR MIND NW PPL, TINK CLEAN, TINK BIG, TINK LYK JON =P jkjk haha, kena owned =P jkjkjkjk, dun cry =/

sian laaaaaa, u ppl shud seriously tell mi wad u all do when u all are bored sia, so tt when i bored( which is always), den i can try out the things tt u all do, den i forever nt bored le =P
eh actually nt a bad idea hor??

lol, den juz nw afternoon mi and ky were tokin abt drumming.. wa, mayday parade their drum nice bodoh! oh sry man, i teach him one.. tts y =P lol, jk la.. juz too bored la k? =D

WHEN THERE'S PEACE, WHEN THE SUN IS DOWN, BOREDISM SHALL RISE, MAN KIND SHALL FALL.. dom dom dom dom =O lol, see wad can broredism do??
u noe yong take drumming lesson rite? his b'day i tink i buy for him the small toy drum, or is either the malay drum, lol, den he at home whole day bom bom bom.. rofl.. BOREDISM STRIKES AGAIN!!! DANG!
nw askin izzad to tag.. but i bet $10 he wont
haizzz, kk, bye all, i shall go carry on the boring game of life, since they sae: life is a game, play it! play my ass la play! O LVL COMING!! T.T

emo-ing myself day by day, hoping that someone would come and take me away.

2008-01-12T04:03:00.000-08:00

haizzz, the stress of life, the boredness, the thing!!! haizzz dno la, i juz nw quarrel wif mum abt com thing again, i told her sae mon-thur dun play, fri-sun play nite arnd 9-12, den she dun allow i dno y.. is always nite she dun allow.. she allow mi go out nite, but is always dun alow mi play com at nite.. den she sae: u always make mi seem lyk the worst mother ever.. i noe she nt the worst, i noe she giv mi a lot of freedom le, but juz let mi play com at nite gt tt chum meh =/

noe wad? at least gt happy thing.. my frend come back from australia le! den after cny she zhao =( but at least gt come back =D weeeeeeee!!

nw skypin wif alan ky lionel bradon-.- a bit quiet ya.. den lionel kena smoke by brandon.. haizz, as usual.. oh ya, noe wad?? u noe alcie?? and u noe L.C ?? L.C = lionel chin.. L.C sounds lyk alcie.. rofl!

message of the day: if u tink life is beautiful, think again.. if u stil tink life is beautiful, think twice.. if u stil tink the same of life, ..!..

2008-01-11T03:36:00.000-08:00

DISCALIMER: todae post goin be quite long.. i shall start off wif....

HI PPL! TIS IS UR FATHER!! HAHA =p juz nw after sch met wif pan and jeremy after my chinese open book test.. noe wad? I GOT FINISH THE BOOK HOR.. my mum dun even noe and believe it sia zzz but somehow, i finished it.. unbelivably.. den we go makan den ''go np'' den we played hide and seek wif the np ppl, dey come 2nd floor we run to 3rd floor and 4th floor listen music lol, den jeremy help us lookout xP den after tt when we left le kenny cant find his uniform.. den i go in find wif him, takin a dam big risk, in the end leh, oni find his shoe bag -.-

den while in class waiting for np to start and waiting for THE LIN to finish his spa, O' JEREMY TAN KOK LUN THE ALMIGHTY AND MYSTERIOUS ONE, in class drew some pics of us.. but for pan bin and THE LIN, it look quite alike.. the shading is according to their skin colour.. so ya..

featuring, the boy wif 'natural' coloured red hair, KENNY TANG! *claps*

and nex, is the ever famous, black chinese that even mis kum tot tt he was a malay boy: PAN BIN!!! *round of appalause*

tis, is our most ''beloved'', most ''well-liked'' in hollywood, ''lead actor'' in a 8mm pornographic film, THE LIN!!! *crowd ''''cheering''''*

and this, is UR FATHER!!! rofl, jk la.. its mi T.T jeremy draw mi lyk some psyco.. and i can immediately guess his reaction and expression when he see this-.-

haha, den he draw us side by side, den name us'' band of brothers'' i read le i WTF?!?! BROTHERS?!?! OH MY LORD! lol

ltr dotaing wif alan lionel ky keng ann pan wh bla bla.. but same thimg, cant play til so late.. so, after i clear off the debt i owe my mum for handphone bill, i shall save by nt eating during recess and drinkin a bubbletea for lunch to buy a new com so tt i can play-.-
but o lvl comin, so by the time i save, cant play-.- oni buy den go msn study le den after tt, CHIONG ARRRRR!!

kk, time to go.. bye all, IZZAD GO TAG! OR ELSE WHEN I DIE LE I COME HAUNT U
gd luck to all for ur o lvls =)

2008-01-10T02:20:00.000-08:00

hey ppl, its mi! UR FATHER!! rofl, todae funny sia.. except geog-.- boringgggggggggg den in mis kum class as usual, lyk ytd, clam up my mouth, din even bother to tok and answer her qn.

wa, mrs pong dam nice =) i kena caught using phone, but she juz sae: jonathan, u are nt allowed to use ur phone in class. off ur phone.. listen to the lesson.. thats all.. nice sia, she's the best cher i've ever meet =/ den teck yang eating banana in class, wth sia, random shyt.. den i tokin to him: whos ur father! whos ur father! IM UR FATHER! den juz nice the whole class quiet.. wrong timing sia, den mrs pong hear le: jonathan, who were u targeting tt to? pay more attention in class, so far ur behaviour in class is ok, but try to focus more ok? tts all, dam nice sia.. i tink i shud try get gd grades=/

chatting wif izzad spamming him as usual.. ask him tag he dowan sian.. he the oni one tt i wan him to tag yet he dowan.. =/ make mi dam sad ):

TMR GT NP! HOLY SHYT! CURSE THE WORLDDDDD!! not u ppl la, juz a metaphor.. woah, ''metaphor'' siol, chim-ilogy =P

den in chem, lol.. mrs teh: jonathan!!! lol, the way she sae her voice dam funny lol, lyk sore throat tt kind xD she's another nice cher =)

lol, nw skypin wif alan goin play dota le.. oh ya, juz nw i read jeremy blog.. den gt one sentence: ''i hate goodbyes''.. den u see nex paragraph: ''signing off frm my blog, bye''.. i read le i '' O.o'' tot u dun lyk good bye? haizz, contradiction..

haha, nw chatting wif zu an and izzad.. haizzz, i sae tis again ar b4 i publish post.. '' IZZAD TAG MY BLOGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
k bye all.. tc

2008-01-09T03:50:00.000-08:00

haha, todae play basketball wif alan dey all dam funny.. den i rebounder in side rite.. guess hu aso inside? gao yang! wa piang eh, he towering over mi sia.. den i jum lyk siao sia.. but oni arnd 30%++ of time manage to rebound.. den tt alan aso down dere wan cover mi-.- but too bad, he gt owned =P jk haha =D

todae's a happy day! in class bio lesson i dam quiet.. sit dere diam diam no sae anything.. cuz dam sian!!!!!!! sit beside jun yan he sae joke he ownself laugh.. wth.

haha, nhw gin dota wif alan.. bye all.. nex time blog mre =P

JIN LIANG GO TAG!!! xP u too izzad.. dun down dere read read read oni haha =D

2008-01-08T01:23:00.000-08:00

k, lets see wad happen todae.. morning wake up, brush teeth, bath, bring sis down to bus stop and met jeremy below, get on bus, reach sch, go lesson, recess, more lessons, after sch met pan and lionel go makan wif phil ky yong blablabla, go home, use com, nw blogging.. thats all-.- nothing interesting happened todae.. so bored.. so sian haizz, wad to do? tts life =/

ltr goin tuition, have to bring sis again.. again!! -.- o lvl in 10 mths, chinese new year in a few weeks =D

2008-01-07T00:45:00.001-08:00

wa lan eh, todae grooming check i kena sia, while pan bin and teck li manage to zhao, basket, i tink their hair longer la wa lao.. den ong and lenard tan cutting, i hope get ong, cuz to mi he cut better, plus he gt go workshop de, den skarly suay suay i get tan.. but b4 tt shai and mr lim told mi sae tan cut better, den when i go tan, mr lim stil sae: jon, u're safe.. den i tot he rly cut better.. den reuben go ong.. den after tt, we compare.. RUBEN LYK NEVER CUT ONE SIA, den tan cut for mi, nw my hair i bet shorter den a cat's whiskers.. comfirm cum chop cum 100% full steady gurantee diao.. den the back he cut crooked one, wa lan eh, nw my hair machiam worse den ns T.T

den english i nw doin, but have to hand in by 4, and nw is lyk wad time? 4.50pm?? haizzz, gt lesson til 3, den muz hand in 4, makan le no nid do le -.-

sian laaaaaa, my new yr resolution no come true.. ( strike toto get 1.2b i quit school str8, lyk one american 17 yr old.. tyco dog =/) maybe i shud rob a bank or something, lyk ytd the show''italian job'' i can use wh as a distraction den i ask pan bin hide in shadow go into the vault take money =P den i 30%, wh 30%, pan 40% cuz he do most work.. den i str8 quit sch, change half the money to 5 cent coin, throw at de hao let him die -.- den i collect back the dirty money( cuz touch de hao, nt the way on how i get the money) go change back to notes =P

k, im dreaming again T.T dno whr they get the phrase''dream come true'' come true? kiss my ass la -.-
i go do english le, den try hand up.. haizzz, bye all.. i go cut wrist T_T

2008-01-04T02:19:00.000-08:00

k, i nw receiving lecture from my mum.. she nw sayin wad: laz time u sae o lvl, dun use com.. nw i see lor, wazd u doin nw.. wad the? nw january.. 3rd day of sch.. cant use com?? wth?? den she stil sae: todae sch end 1200clock? u sure nt? everytime sch u sae end 3 clock? nw 1200 clocl? one of these days im goin to ur sch.. i listen le i -.- she stil sae wan call cher zzzzzz

dno lam these few days wadever i do, she always keep saein is my attitude.. i oni told her sae todae sch end 12 den she start lecturing mi sae i lie.. haizzz, dno la.. juz listen le den orh orh orh lor, wad to do-.- haizzzz, year 2008 suck la! ccb, especially 1st jan 2008!!!!

2008-01-03T04:23:00.000-08:00

k, from the past few days of sch, i conclude something.. it suck.. suck badly.. dam boring.. make mi wan slp, but when slp, den dey will start tokin abt o lvl thing again.. k la, even if nvr slp stil will tok abt it.. whole day: o lvl in dno hw mani months la, den if u fail den wad hpn la, blablabla.. haizz

nw on com aso dno wad to do.. k nvm.. i shud go do something else.. sian of blog spot.. i wan cre8 xanga, yet lazy -.-

2008-01-02T02:33:00.001-08:00

OMG OMG!! I CUT MY HAIR!! OMG OMG!! ZOMGWTFZZXCXC!!!

2008-01-01T06:09:00.000-08:00

dun bug mi.. im depressed now.. new yr new start.. rly new beginning T.T

2007-12-31T06:28:00.001-08:00

todae sux.. seriosly.. IT SUX! and todae is the day whr forever in my life i would remember.. 16-yr old.. wan go countdown.. stay over frend hse.. cnt.. muz stay home.. be a guai kia, cnt go out.. i ask my mum, she stil sae: chalet close one eye let u go le.. OIC! SO MEANS IF NVR CLOSE EYE I STIL CNT GO?? b4 i ask my dad, i mentally prepared le. i at 1st didnt even wan to ask de.. but no choice, dam desperate.. i ask him.. u noe wad he sae?? '' no.. i dun care wad ur frend do.. ur frnd is ur frend. u wan go, u wait til nex yr o lvl..'' i ask him oni, without hesitation/ considering.. one no! come out.. i nw muz wait nex yr o lvl?? AFTER O LVL I MIGRATE AUSTRALIA STAY DERE LOH.. icic.. i stil 6 yr old ma.. too young to go out.. u noe, wad if stranger come gimme sweet den i dno i eat i kena poison i die how???

seriosly, 16 yr old.. 16!!! a teenager.. not small kid, not small children.. cant go stay over at frend hse??? haiizzzzz, life really sux.. and i got use to it le..

2007-12-30T20:45:00.000-08:00

it seems and easy thing, to step into the nothingness, to fall, to die. but for an instant, i saw it.. eyes filled with endless sorrow, and i turn back to face my pain

2007-12-28T20:13:00.000-08:00

ok... ok... ok... i shall start on the dream tt i have ytd nite.. dam scary.. i dreamt i cut myself on my wrist a lot of time.. den is lyk, can feel the pain. but yet lyk no pain.. dno y. den juz keep cutting cutting cutting lor..
den i woke up.. den i touch touch touch, chey.. dream oni.. -.-

juz nw had piano.. den wan play com dad ask mi go play piano again.. den sit dere 20 mins dam nt happy.. but no choice.. =/
everyone nw all change frm blogspot to wad xanga le, i aso wna change sia..dam bored of blogspot.. but i dno hw make xanga skin.. and i lazy learn T.T

5 MRE DAY SCH REOPEN!!! SIAO LIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!

2007-12-24T18:21:00.001-08:00

HOHOHO! MERRY CHRISTMASN ALL =D may ur new yr resolution come true.. whr my present? xD jk la
todae x mas, lyk very quiet sia my hse.. lyk normal day.. environment aso, i tot xmas suppose be lyk a lot ppl talkin or smthing.. skarly quiet quiet lyk ghost town sia..

ltr dno whr to go.. movies all full T.T pool i dno open nt. even if open, i doubt gt table sia.. haizzzzz, wad a ''..........'' xmas-.-

2007-12-23T06:13:00.001-08:00

k.. something is very wrong wif mi.. when im bored, i actually do homework
i dno y.. dun ask mi.. i tink im goin crazy, or maybe im dying =D

haizzzz, on com no mood maple.. dno y.. told u le, game aso no mood. i seriously tink im dying =)

the sky is black, like pan bin.. the climate is cool, lyk mi.. k fine im juz joking
the com is beautiful, as usual.. but soon, goin to hv other ppl sit down le.. and btw, for laz 3 days, i comfirm use the com for less den 3hrs, oni todae wake up 8am in the morning play

k, all my frends nw chattin to mi, sae wad goin game, jio mi, izzad wan do english, oni mi.. gtging in lyk dno hw mani mins? k, to make mi happy, im goin to gtg in lyk 300+ secs.. tts sounds dam long =X

the cursor is cryin lyk usual, wif water fallin frm its eyes..
k, i tink i better gtg nw.. or else im screwed.. nites all.. IM SO DAM PREPARED FOR SCH.. EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND MENTALLY.. *sarcasm*

2007-12-22T05:15:00.000-08:00

Look
Inside
Foamy
Eskimo

See
Under
Xylophone

ok, thats dam no link..

2007-12-19T21:33:00.001-08:00

wa laooooooooo.. emo liao laaaaaaaaaaaaaa. juz nw my parents waitin mi go down, den i rdy le den cont. play com.. den i ask them: wan go down le ma? i nw ok waitin le.. den dey: ORH!~ so nw become u waiting??? den i oni said: ya i noe i noe.. i haven off com.. den frm tt sentence, my mum said wad my attitude is dam bad all tt.. den i tinkin: wad i sae sia? i aso nvr sae: eh faster leh. i waitin very long le leh.. haizzz, sometimes i dno wad my parents tinking.. and sometimes i dno whr im wrong at T.T
dno la, i nw juz feel tt juz sae outside form monring til nite can le.. dno y, i juz find it very,umm, very __________.

sch goin reopen le.. O lvls, test, exams, grooming check, naggin frm cher, homework nw all coming as christmas present frm santa claus-.-
den my mum told mi sae: u go and tink, frm morning til nite, hw mani times u talk to us? its less den 10 senteces.. but quite true la, nvr rly tok.. but den whenever tok to dem a lot, dey feel irritated, den ask mi go slp at 9pm-.- de i nvr to, dey sae my attitude bad.. dno la, very confusing..

2007-12-19T04:00:00.000-08:00

k, juz nw go kfc study again.. and my mum dun believe-.- cool hor? k, anyway, i tink the kfc ppl noe us le.. go dere so mani times
den juz nw hafiz and alan order buddy meal again.. and once again, we have our mountain of fries
TAA DAAAAA~! the fries of doom!!!!

den when jeremy and ky left at 6++ mi hafiz and alan started to get bored, den i play hafiz psp, and alan take my phone go anyhow take picture-.- he spam my phone wif 20+pics of him sia.. but i del the ugly ones( so means i muz del all =X JK) leavin oni some

alan posing as a dno wad.. hafiz sae he act cool =P

tis pic his face i dno y so jolly.. look lyk murderer tt tryin to commit arson, but face whr gt liddat one?

k, im once again multi tasking.. im blogging, chattin to jeremy and my other frend, playin maple and eating keropok =B

den juz nw i use lighter make ''flamethrower'' dno y sia, flame dam big..

see wad i mean? juz a normal lighter oni-.-

kk, i go try friendster le.. nites

2007-12-18T18:36:00.001-08:00

morning ppl! ytd blog halfway bapok wan use com.. basket.. juz nw juz visited my friendster.. i til nw stil dun rly noe hw use sia.. k fine fine! im noob wadever-.- den juz nw i manage to add mre pictures after 30 mins of finding T.T but at least i noe how =D

ytd nite time tuition okok la, cuz group tuition ma, den the old man no time gan mi and bapok.. AND MY MUM BOUGHT MI NEW MEMORY STICK=D dam happy sia, after lyk dno hw long? maybe 16cm? gt new memory den i reset my phone tot the bug will be gone.. den skarly, the bug stil dere( my games all stil hv 4 of ea kind) and all my normal games kena deleted.. ky tai ti game aso T_T emo leeer

is teletubbies rated R21?? cuz a bit cruel.. k nvm, ytd gt np chalet, i missed it.. nvr go dammit.. aso no mood go, oni pan and kenny go, alan suppose go one lor, den he call mi sae dowan go i aso nvr go le -.- den chester sae wan go but his mum dun allow.. sad rite? 1 can go but dowan go.. 1 wan go but cannot go-.- k, i shall go do my routine, den ltr go out study =D\

*** legends
bapok= lionel

2007-12-17T21:40:00.000-08:00

tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala-lalalala. deck the halls wif boughs of holly.. falalalalalalalala.. something something something something.. falala-lalala-lalala.. lets all sing the yultide carol.. falalalala-lalalala... xmas comin!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeee!!! i hope santa claus come my house lor.. den i can kidnap him and i can kope his present... den i can threaten him to giv mi a new com and PSP, if nt i pull out his beard..

guess whr i am? i at bapok hse!!! kk fine, lionel.. k i go maple bye

2007-12-14T04:39:00.001-08:00

YESTERDAY WAS DA BOMB MAN!! ytd was fun sia, even tho we study long la, but den after studyin, from mre studyin, it became playin block catchin... wad the eff la! but dam fun.. especially when jeremy and hafiz were seeker.. wa seh, dey see u oni u lag 1 sec u gone le.. u see dem u muz run lyk siao sia.. dey both pri sch track and field.. so u noe le lor..

den when lionel and alan seeker, u muz hide/ camp.. dey dun bother chasin u, dey is wait for u to find dem-.- cuz 1st time when dey seeker, mi hafiz ky and jeremy we stick tgt.. den when we come out of lift on 8th floor, juz nice dey outside talking-.- suay rite?

but it was dam fun la.. den we suppose tmr go play again de, but alan and ky cant make it, den become tuesday.. siannn.. i nw use com= nvr use.. cuz my frend helpin mi go zak, den i cant train at all lor.. sian.. den before we play block catchin we were eatin, den hafiz and alan bought the buddy meal.. den dey change the 2 potato and 2 coelslaw to 4 packet of fries.. den mi lionel and ky ea bought cheese fries.. den is lyk the whole table all fries.. den nw we see fried food oni we scared le lol.. den alan 1 person solo 3/4 of the fries, which is lyk 3 packet of fries la.. den plus the chicken, nw alan became the fries-man! ooooh~ den hafiz the chicken a lot of fats sia.. is lyk gt one whole layer sia.. dam scary.. den we sae the buddy meal+ 4 packet of fries+ 3 cheese fries+ 6 piece chicken+ 3 zinger is wei heng's appetiser lol.. dam bad... but its stil nt tt bad as wad im goin to post ltr.. in lyk 5 mins..
den while walkin to the block whr we play block catchin, hafiz tried to malu us.. by pulling his pant dam high up.. dam funny..

jolly rite?? is lyk in the middle of the market he did tis lol.. dam funny..

ok, tis is the table at the scene.. a lot of fried food sia, nw mi ky lionel hafiz alan and jeremy have fried-foodism.. also known as fried-food phobia

lol, den playin block catchin tt time, i chasin alan.. den accidentally step on a puddle of liquid.. the smell is pungent.. den immediately, a thought came to my mind: HOLY MOFO! TTS URINE! PRAISE THE LORD!
den no choice, go home i str8 wash slipper-.-
kk, stop blogging le.. nites all..

P.S. WEI HENG CHAO ACT CUTE!!! but too bad nt cute -_-

see wad i mean... UM, ppl.. see no evil, hear no evil.. read no evil.. cuz no one is evil.. k?? kk, bye, goodnight :)

2007-12-12T18:05:00.000-08:00

nw on ship to vic, nth to do den come blog=P

ytd we go study again=D hardworkin bunch of ppl:) we manage to do e math til quite a lot.. for mi la.. ltr i tink goin again.. hopefully.. but my dad bringing mi to yishun temple 1st.. to pray i tink.. k fine.. go temple no pray den do wad

dam jolly sia.. i won alan in pool.. the score nw is 2-0.. whooo~! den alan emo-ing lol.. den he sae: ''k la jon.. count laz week match la.. i win u 4 leh''.. den i count.. ''laz week i win u 3.. todae win u 3, so is 6-4? which = 2-0?'' den he face suddenly dam black =X

k, ltr goin study again.. so mite blog mre.. see how 1st, dno nite can use nt T.T

2007-12-11T19:15:00.000-08:00

ok.. noe y i blog so early in the morning?? cuz maple cant play T.T haizzz.. den i go to my blog, somehow, i found the song didnt fit my blog. den shun bian change song.. hardworking hor??
den change le, nth to do, come blog -.-

ytd mi lionel hafiz alan ky izzad and... no one le.. we all go kfc ''study'' we do a bit of maths for abt 2hrs, den we no mre mood le, plus gettin late le.. so we makan dinner and play cards.. no money/betting was involved during the process.. so dun worry..

ltr goin kfc again=D sian lor, holiday for ppl enjoy dey giv us homework.. mite as well dun giv-.-

and im seriously wondering who's the idiot that created the terms ''homework'' and ''exams''

2007-12-09T06:13:00.000-08:00

AHHHH~~ a sense of relieve when i sit on the computer chair =) for the past 6 hours, they were a mental torture for a 15 yr old lyk mi.. imagine urself, seeing others use the com.. whrby u cant use.. cuz u used in the morning le? O.o okok wadever.. imagine urself.. doin nth... can die rite?? wait, haven come to the worse yet.. u are doin nth.. tv gt no show( i noe u sure tink of watchin tv) DVDs all u watch before le(i noe u sure tink tt tv no show, watch DVD lor) u are broke( i noe u sure tink,no com,no tv,go out lor) handphone game boring piece of shyt!( i dno wad u tink..) wad are u goin to do?? no tv, no DVD, no com, no money to go out, hp game boring.. i mean seriously.. wad u goin to do? jia lat rite?? u noe wad i do?? nothing.. rofl, get it? i did nothing.. cuz, there's nothing i can do.. i juz sit on my bed, throwing some ball tt i get from doritos.. til dinner time.. eat le, go back to room, play wif tt dam ball again.. until nw.. mum and sis use finish le, all watchin some korean drama i tink.. den i sit use 5 mins.. den sit on chair le, i '' ahhhhhh~ song ar!!!!''

eh, show u one pic dam cool, abt maple de.. i take de, u see the monster.. the blade-hand thingy.. dam nice.. if i gt tt hand, i ummm, i tink i will... errrr.. do something abt it.. ok.. i met a crisis!!! cant load picture.. and dey ask mi report to blogger.. siannnn, post pic aso cnt.. hu cursing mi sia

nex yr sec 4.. O lvls. stress!!! rarr! i hope i stil in pri sch sia.. everyday play, no nid study go exam aso can get B2 -.-

tokin abt pri sch, tt time spring cleaning, i saw my pupils handbook frm pri1-pri6.. wa, inside the books, a lot of complains sia.. from pri1 pupils handbook to pri6 pupils handbook, all gt complain de.. i rmb pri 1 3rd day of sch oni the teacher drag mi up to her staff room and force mi to call my mum.. but i stil lied to her sae we shift hse den dno hse no. but she dam bitchy, stil ask for my mum hp. no.. den i sae i dno her hp no. too hard to rmb.. den she force mic all my old hse.. bo bian lor, call le mum pick up.. come back home, i 4got wad hpn when i go back home..all i rmb is tt my mum isn't too happy abt it =X

den pri2, i met tis dam gd cher, my maths aso 1st time get full marks, den get top 5th position in sch, den got bursary thingy.. dam happy.. but den tt yr the cher dam fierce.. plus tt time is the period whr the eraser game thingy is dam popular.. den the cher ask my mum dun gimme allowance, so tt i cant buy the eraser.. but somehow, i go wif no money, no eraser, i came back wif nearly a pencil case full of erasers.. lol and i stil rmb, i made someone cry in tis yr.. i shoot one paper bullet den hit the person nose XP

pri3 nth much happen la.. oni get into fight in canteen wif a p6 guy oni.. nothing much happen in tis fite.. his nose and mouth bleed oni

pri 4.. OH DANG MAN.. tis yr is the bomb! every page of my pupils handbook all gt complain frm my form cher.. kik sand in field during pe aso wan kp.. use ice cream stick make pen knife aso wan kp.. but tt complain i go liquid away la, whch made matters worse =X i rmb in p4, gt one guy in my class dam irritating.. always lyk to guai lan mi.. den gt one day, i rmb is during oral exam.. i cnt tahan i take the chair i whack him.. i dun wan to tok abt wad happen after tt..

pri 5, frm tis yr, i start to became mature.. by juz a little bit la.. cuz my form cher is a discipline master ma, so dam strict.. but in class fold paper aeroplane throw at ppl, throw away my chinese cher marker liddat oni...

pri 6, oh tis yr i find tt its the best class.. cuz i same class as a frend tt i noe since k2.. so is lyk everyday is fun fun fun la.. PSLE 1 week before i stil playing lol.. nothing major rly happen tis year la.. except tt during PE i ram a ball into a person's face =/ tts seriously pure accident.. no bluff.. and p6 is aso the 1st time.. whr i made my mum cry.. cuz she too angry, den too sad.. den she cry.. after tt i feel dam bad.. but somehow, my form cher in p6 know abt it.. i until nw stil dno how she find out de..

haizzz, pri sch so fun.. sec sch nt fun le.. maybe in sec 1 sec 2 yes la.. but nw onwards, is stress time.. ps ar, todae post dam long.. a lot to tok abt lol.. ZOMG!!! 22 : 37 : 21sec le!!! bye all.. happy holidays =)))

2007-12-08T06:35:00.000-08:00

rofl, juz nw go play pool wif pan lionel and the lamer god, alan -.- i sae god, doesnt mean he's the god tt hv power.. but the god whereby no one can win him in certain things.. lyk being lame XD

tt alan ''smelly'' sia.. play wif him 3 game of pool juz nw, i won him 2, he sae ' no lor, + laz week de i win u lor' but den, we agreed tt is 2-2.. so... ya, we drawed T.T den pan play dam funny.. he break the ball, the white ball go into the hole.. den watch pan play can laugh til die sia.. dam jolly.. den tt lionel, become pan number 2-.- become he whole day: wa lao eh, waste money la.. come here play 1 time aso nvr win.. den he emo on the chair.. lol

den on the way home alan take the umbrella holder, the plastic thingy whr u take to wrap ur umbrella when wet.. den he go blow, den kiap it between his legs.. so it sort of look dam wrong.. seriously..

oh ya, ytd i found my kindergarden book.. ok fine, nt i find.. my mum find den pass mi, so, aso some sort i find wad.. den i open 1st page.. i wrote: i am a boy.. i am a 5 years old.. i am a chinese.. i am a jonathan ho-.- den 2nd page.. dno y, frm describing family, become i draw one kettle, and i write.. my kettle is beautiful.. den i read le i huh??? no link sia, is lyk dam random..
den laz page, i draw one girl.. den i write: ghost girl.. -.- i dun tink tts kindergarden tt time write de.. i tink is arnd p1.. but is dam scary the way i draw the girl..

nw doin housework to earn money lol.. vacuum floor= $2 vacuum + mob floor aso $2.. my mum smart hor? but mob floor is alternate days.. so is nt so bad =P
kk go slp le.. nites all.. slp tight.. dun let alan bite XP

2007-12-06T04:01:00.000-08:00

ytd in maple dam jolly.. mi alan and lionel went to rick's wedding.. maple wedding.. den lionel downa wait le.. he go train-.- no life.. den left mi and alan.. den when rick and his gf go in le, mi and alan stuck outside.. rick 4got to invite mi and alan.. or he dno, either one la.. den we all dam depressed.. i brb-ed for 5 mins.. cuttin my wrist T_T here are some ss taken by mi and alan.. =D sit back/stand/squat/kneel/crawl/1-knee squating and enjoy the show=) some ss i 4get take and some i dno whr it is.. so juz kope frm alan blog =P

here i am.. emoing my way cuz rick nvr invite.. tinking abt the meaning of life..

revived!!! dang!

happy toooo

sad..

alan gt banned by me for destroyin nature

after those series of unfortunate events, rick and his gf came out.. and turn out tt his gf is...

a farter T_T i tink cuz too nervous.. a lot money spend on tis wedding ma..

alan saw a fortune teller on his way home..

wif the help of the fortune teller and a bit of fate, he found his true love..

which turned out to be rick's gf... awwwww :(

ok, after insertin the 2nd laz pic, i found out tt i can juz copy the pic frm alan's blog.. and tt made mi a bit dulan -.- wastin my time.. but bo bian.. goin to end le.. so juz do finish lor T_T storyline frm: aH-LaN the gf stealer =X so nex time gt gf or bf, dun let alan see him/her even if bf, alan aso snatch.. orh horrrrrr so ghey!!!

2007-12-04T18:02:00.000-08:00

weeeeee!~ so mani days no blog T_T and i found out something... IM ADDICTED TO POOL!!!! nt swimming pool.. billard tt kind of pool... basket.. my whole mind nw abt pool sia.. ltr maybe goin play again =/ maybe.. play until i pock le -.-

ytd played com 5 hrs str8 =D cuz my sis nt at home =DDDDD tralalalaltralalala..

ytd play bb wif pan kenny ren wei blablabla.. dam funny.. tt kenny he throw the ball from half court hit the board *BOM!* den mi and pan dma scared.. hit ur head..u no nid rmb wads ur name le.. den we planned to play dodgeball wif the basketball lol.. but in the end nvr play.. cuz pan sprained his ankle -.-

ytd take out money buy drinks, my coin all drop out.. gt hole in my wallet.. hole as in the coin will fall out thru tt hole.. nt the hole whr u put the notes or coins in -.- tt hole everyone aso hv -.-''

my ipod touch cant go internet sia!! i tap other ppl network, use my network, stil cnt.. i go youtube, dey sae cant find sever.. i go yahoo, dey sae cant connect to server.. pua suay turban.. lionel one anyhow tap ppl network can go in le-.-

2007-11-29T03:03:00.000-08:00

sian, so fast sia. its lyk ytd we go chalet oni.. actually is rly ytd den we go la =X but is dam fast lor, 1 day le.. and chalet over.. siannnnnn
chalet dam funny.. den alan gt one way to advertise pringles smoky bbq flavour.. dam lame.. he sae wad when ppl wan open eat, gt smoke will come out.. den fireman will come and ask wad hpn.. den he will sae:'' im eatin pringles,smoky bbq'' den i hear le gt 3 line down my face-.-
nw on com nth do siaaa!! maple so sian.. nw oni watch heros. i wan play someting!! rarr

oh! i tt day read something abt the end of the world.. its in the year 2012.. dam sad.. we will oni be 19 when we dieT_T wh aso saw the video.. tts y todae we were tokin abt it in the chalet.lol

helpppp!!! boredism is taking over the world!!!! AHHHHH! =O

2007-11-26T03:55:00.000-08:00

haizzzzz, todae is sort of a depressing day.. but aso a happy day.. tuition early in the morning 9 clock siannnnn.. den go find hafiz and meet jeremy go giv out leaflet again =D earned 40 bucks.. lol
nt bad lehh.. den mi and hafiz guai lan jeremy lol.. i say'' i tink i can fly'' den hafiz sae'' i can fly!'' we keep repeating lol, den jeremy gt irritated.. den we call him our shifu and senseh lol, den he keep saein he nt related xD

den b4 leaflet i go lionel hse.. boom my anakamoon dere-.- nb, 16int le lor.. sian.. den i was depressed for 3hrs-.-

haizzzzzzzz go maple le.. lookin forward to tis wed!!! chalet!!! WHOOO!

2007-11-24T01:31:00.001-08:00

back home again.. the prison, of everyone... lol.. morning go giv out leaflet wif jeremy at sengkang.. although hot and heavy, 1000pieces lehh... although heavy and hot, but at least is better den staying at home.. cuz, i juz come home.. den after tt parent at 1st goin out but nw no mre go out le... den i ask if can play com, den tts whr the quarrel started.. my mum tell m sae wad my sis help mi play le.. den i one day oni can play 3 hrs wad.. den my sis help m play for 1hr++, morning i play arnd 30mins.. so minus here minus dere i gt arnd 1hr++ den my mum dam pissed wif mi, sae wad everytime kope ppl time, sae wad my attitude sux.. den i was lyk WTF???? WAD I DO SIA! den she started scoldin and scolding.. den u noe maple, sometime ppl kajiao u in game u dam pissed, den u will tend to scold lyk, fk u and ur ****, something liddat rite? den my mum happen to see it.. den she juz nw sort of lyk sae it all out and complain to my dad sae wad kids nowadays play game aso can use tis kind of words and attitude, sae wad kids nowadays, dno wad u are doin.. den she tink im the oni one in game tt does tt, and is lyk dam suay la.. den gt one time in maple, i admit my attitude sux la.. cuz, i playin halfway, den juz nice i dam pissed wif my sis.. so is lyk u dam pissed le yet ppl inside maple stil guai lan u.. den i juz told him.. wu ji dun disturb in game.. come find mi at safra.. den my mum saw tt.. den she todae was lyk keep shouting, keep lyk complaining to my dad abt my attutude.. sae wad waaa, ur child nw gangster liao lehh, nw tok lyk gangster ar.. but she sae in hokkien la.. my translation sux ps, but the meaning is something liddat.. den she stil sae wad my language used is nt appropriate.. but come to tink of it, quite inappropriate la

haizzzzzzz, depressed! the chalet on tis coming wed saved my life. but too bad its oni 2 dae 1 nite.. T_T siannnn, go tt 2day 1 nite camp halfway kena force out by my sir, to go cut hair.. nw my mum started saein wad cut hair aso so hard meh? blablabla... nvm...

oh ya,, one mre thing.. tis is juz how i felt.. so it has nth to do wif anything.. u noe.. lyk personal thoughts.. something liddat...

2007-11-20T05:02:00.000-08:00

MY MUM MY DAD MY SIS NW ALL DNO Y VENTING ANGER ON MI.. I TODAE COME BACK FROM CAmP ONI MY MUM SHOUTED AT MI LE, DEN DURING CAMP THE BASTARDS AND BITCHES KP US, SAE WAD THIS DO BAD, TT DO WRONG.. TIS CNT, TT CNT.. CHAO NI MA LA

GO TT 2DAY CAMP, U NOE WAD?! MUZ CUT HAIR!WTF RITE?? IS LYK SCH DUN EVEN GIV A SHYT ABT IT YET CAMP 2 DAY ONI FORCE US CUT HAIR, AND FRINGE CNT TOUCH EYEBROW KANNINABEICHAOJIBAIMOTHERFUCKINGCHAOHONGGAN DEN PANBIN AND KENNY ZHAO HOME.. I WAN ZHAO ASO TT WEI HENG SAE: jon dun pangseh mi la.. stay wif mi leh, den i stay.. skarly he sick go home.. den i tot sick go home, nvm la.. SKARLY TT PAN TELL MI HE NT SICK IS HE WAN GO HOME MAPLE NIA.. ANOTHER JI BAI.. tt time japan play mi out le nw still guai lan, nvm.. tmr workshop im gonna screw tt s.o.a.b.

fk sia, the whole camp can be fun one la, den bastards ruin it.. sae we nvr run properly all tt fucking bulllshit.. the camp is being run by us, so how we wan to run it why shud they fuckin care? holiday aso cnt leave long hair? den mi and pan dwn dere: eh fuck la! ninabei, holidae aso we muz cut hair.. den the sir hear le, dowan come tok to us, in the end he ask one guy be the middleman come tok to us.. hum ji bo ji no mre atap-ji. dno la.. feel dam pissed le.. jie,

2007-11-15T05:08:00.000-08:00

wa lao ehhhhhhhhhh..... boring la holiday..1 day oni can play 3 hrs of com... den play tt 3 hrs le remaining 21 hrs nth do.. 21hrs- slping time 10hrs= 11 hrs.. 11hrs - 4 hrs of meal time 7hrs.. wad to do in tt 7 hrs!!!!! no job for mi somemre... i tink i will be 1st person to die of boredness.. siannnn, tmr ppl fly to japan, i fly go home-.- i could be on the plane.. but thnx to wh la! he and lionel tell mi sae wad dun go japan trip.. go to prue geog trip.. sae wad can go to european country lyk switzerland and new zealand... but becuz laz yr dey rly go new zealand, i believe dem.. den wh stil sae japan no one go, go pure geog trip gt him, lionel and jin liang.. SKARLY LIONEL AND JIN LIANG BOTH GO JAPAN TRIP, DEN WH GO KOREA HOLIDAY.. LEAVE MI AT BLK 925 TAMPINES FOR MY HOLIDAY.. sian laaaaaaaaaa

nw the oni thing mi waitin for is CLASS CHALET!!! WHOOOO!! whole day slack at dere doin nth =P tts my fav thing... lol.. but boring laaaa, nex mon i stil gt camppppp.. siannnnnnnn wan pon aso cnt.. kum threaten mi pan and wh sae if we dun go, all the courses tt we go no badge to take... -.-ll smart hor? threaten us tis way...

k, i shall go be depress and emo again... bye all.. happy holidays D=

2007-11-12T21:51:00.000-08:00

weeee! todae lesson so short.. 2hr den can go home le.. todae i oni gt 1 hr lesson lol, overslept cuz ytd watch heros.. YATA~ helooo new yorkkkkkkkkkk lol, jolly sia.. dno hw voice reach so high one..

juz nw go mac wif a lot of ppl.. den i eating hashbrown den alan go pour sugar on it.. basket, sucks sia... den when he drinking coffee i pour salt lol.. den he spill some coffee on his pants.. den wh he go add all kind of things in the coffee.. den become inside gt tissue paper, creamer, chilli sauce,honey, salt, pepper a lot of things sia.. dam sick..

but dam sian.. eat le go home le T_T boring laaaaaa 28NOV den class chalet..... and oni 2 days.. siannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

noe y i suddenly rmb to blog? cuz todae eng do letter writing abt blogging.. den i rmb, alamak! hw mani day no blog le sia
den come blog lor.. see, i loyal rite??? thx man.. ya la, u all nw sure tinking: yayaya, im sure-.-

2007-11-07T02:31:00.000-08:00

tralalala~ goin to blog abt ytd and todae.. so............. ya..

ytd, errrr, u all noe rite? i cnt go japan thnx to one dog.. den yong and alan keep suanning... keep sae: jon y no go japan? tot u gt go? hw come nvr go? -.-'' den make mi dam dulan.. den tt chester beside mi keep saying japanese words... den yong stil sae: waa, jon y nvr go japan! the dno wad island view very nice one noe.... =.=

den we dam lame.. we take the lighter gun thing we play cs in class. lol, den is lyk, i shoot u u nvr die stil can run and shoot.. but too bad =( we are lame...

wad hpn todae ar? basically nth happen la, oni tt mi and chester keep zapping ea other, and alan keep zapping mi-.- den mi and izzad had to ''represent the student body'' and speak or ourself abt eap.. den i found out tt, we students are better den parents and teachers.. lol den after tt we started tokin abt XOXO and y cant is be OXOX... den when ppl sae XO beer, means hugs and kisses beer?? O.o??

nw mapling, and juz died.. nb.. take 30% to train 5%, and take less den 3 sec to lose 5%.. -.-

kk bye.. HOLIDAY BORING SIA, DNO WAD TO DO!!!! STAY HOME PLAY COM ONI 3HRS, DEN REMAINING 21 HRS ZHO BO... SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

2007-11-05T04:13:00.000-08:00

MAHHHH DERRRRRRRR!~ i nvr blog for 563hrs, 36mins and 57 secs le.. lol nvm, tts anyhow sae one.. juz nw i log in, i sae the language thingy, den i itchy hand go change.. den basket, i go change to balgarian accidentally.. den had hard time tryin to set back lol

todae during lesson dam funny.. mi and chester play the zapping game.. i zap him, den after tt he wan zap mi i sae peace.. den we peaced.. lol, den after tt he writing i go zap him again.. ROFL, den u see his face dam funny sia.. den after tt we doin math.. den muz prove something wad, den prove le muz write (proven) rite? den he writing i go push his hand, rofl.. den become prove cancel.. hw to explain.. is juz prove, den i push his hand, den he go draw a line on prove.. lol, den i had to erase for him.. lol, nw chatting wif izzad and blogging and mapling.. pro rite? do 3 things at once..

juz nw arnd 15 mins ago, i playin maple den i shouted WA! den my sis ask mi wad hpn, i said nth.. den my mum angry wif mi.. -.-'' den i wan tell my mum sae tmr nid go popular buy book she dao mi and juz walk out of room.. always is my sister... haizzzz
den everybody nw back to mapling spirit.. den i training, den mum sae: u lvl very high so wad?! u best in the game so wad?! ur result stil sucks! ur a failure! something liddat.. den i was tinking.. failure leads to success, den i tink again: of failure lead to success den hw come i stil failing? nvm.. dun tok abt tt le.. bring dwn happy mood oni..

sian la the EAP, waste time oni sia, we could hv stayed at home for the 3 weeks and study by our own! =X y muz we stil go to sch and waste our rpecious time? xD den sam yong kena selected to go OBS.. rofl, i told him. OBS= orh bi sai.. den u see his face change dam jolly lol...

nvm, i tink blog finish le.. nth else to blog wad anyway, nth interestin happen anyway.. tralalala~

message of the day( juz crap): errr, wait i tink.. oic! tink le.. err: u will nvr have the same second of ur life.. =D

2007-10-31T05:07:00.000-07:00

oh ya, i 4got to blog abt something.. its the speech dialouge of the day..

mi jeremy lionel and wh walkin to sch from t mart.. den garbage truck drive pass..
jeremy: eeeee, smelly sia
lionel: smells lyk...
jon: wei heng..

wh face turns black.. roflmao..

den todae we pang seh wh den he face chao chao.. lol

2007-10-31T04:18:00.000-07:00

s'up! todae is brilliant.. pon the eap cuz gt o lvl.. muahahaha but i tink im screwed.. o lvl compo i write bullshit sia, one qns is abt owner and maid.. its main point is discuss wad hpn if both quarrel.. u noe wad i write? i write sae wad dun hire maid, cuz nex time wive can help u do the chores.. basket, tts dam desperate le.. lol..

oh ya, i wan to make a speech.. i wan to thank my mather, my father, my relative and all my frends.. rofl, nvm.. I FINALLY DID MY 1ST CHINESE HOMEWORK!!! pro nt?!?! k la, dun jealous lol.. nw back to the mapling mood.. dno y.. but lyk they sae, roses are red, violets are blue.. play too much maplestory and u will fail ur SA2..

Fyz3 VS Fan

2007-10-27T01:47:00.001-07:00

lol, tis video started when we chattin on msn.. tts y halfway u see him typing lol.. he sae dam hot, cuz his fan nt working.. den we dam bored, nth do.. den dam random, he suddenly sae he take video of himself knockin the fan den send mi see.. lol, but send le i cant see, oni can hear.. den he post youtube.. LOL!! but less den 1 min 9 ppl view le.. pro sia.. maybe he become famous :P

asian bsb - Bu De Bu Ai

2007-10-23T02:45:00.001-07:00

another funny video to share.. nw den rmb so i post nw, laz time hv le xD

2007-10-22T06:29:00.000-07:00

sup.. todae get back a lot of test paper, basket, flunk half of dem sia.. screwed... bio get 56, eng compre get 16,summary get 19, ss get 26,elect hist get 23, chinese get 97.5.. yayaya, see chinese waaaa, get 97.5 rite? is upon 200 -.- chem is the worse, i on gt 37... my combine humans once again, i fail by 1 mark T_T CA2 i aso same thing, get 49/100.. nw stil get 49/100 wtf

den todae dam funny.. b4 we get back ss, wei heng dwn dere, hu fail ss is a fuckin loser.. den when get back ss le, become he fail.. lol, become he the fucking loser lol..

yay, november gt class chalet.. but sad thing is oni 2 day 1 nite.. so is lyk, u go dere, less den 24hrs, go home le :( but NP aso gt a lot of things, gt camp again wa lao eh.. camp no nid slp one sia.. lyk tt time my previous camp.. we gt lots of things to do.. den when we can go slp le, is 2am++ m the morning le.. den mi wei heng kenny and pan bin, we all gt duty at 3am.. so we lie dwn dere, close eye nia nid go duty le.. den duty til 4am.. we muz wake up at 5am.. so we during duty, we slp lol.. actually we plan le, ea person take turn slp, skarly all buay tahan all slp lol.. den the sir walk pass, we sort of kena.. heng the sir lenient if nt we screwed.. den 4am, we tot can go slp.. skarly, we all gt interview from our sir, askin us wad course we would lyk to take in NP, all those kind of things... den interview finish, 4:55am.. no nid slp looooh

one mre thing,dam fuck.. wednesday gt grooming check, WATAFARK!!! LAZ WK OF SCH STIL WAN CUT PPL HAIR, TTS DAM SADIST.. and dey cut long hair nvm, but dey purposely come dwn ur hair, den if touch eyebrown a bit oni, ur gone.. dey cut ur hair worse den MR.BEAN cut for u.. imba one sia, dey cut left, dey nvr cut right, dey cut up, dey nvr cut dwn.. den they cut ur fringe, i tink my 3yr old cousin aso noe hw cut.. dey juz cut str8 thru.. tt time i kena, i look lyk idiot, wa la eh, str8 bodoh!! lyk dey use ruler liddat str8 one sia!

haiya sianz la, life sucks man.. if i can choose wad i wan to be ar, i choose to be hum.. u noe cockels? hum? the one in char kway teow one.. ya, i wan be tt one.. juz sit on sea bed collect sand and make balls.... tts all dey do.. no exams, no fked up ppl lyk lee chin li( kaninabeichaocbmotherfkinbitch), and lastly, no one will cut ur hair even when its long.. u noe y?? CUZ HUM NO HAIR! hahaha -.-'' nites all.. life is short, so make urself happy as much as possible..

2007-10-18T21:34:00.000-07:00

yes!! finally can blog.. laz week til arnd tuesday, gt funeral, my great-grandma pass away.. morning go out til nite den come back.. haizzzzz,before she pass away, no one want to take care of her, cuz old le ma, den all put in old folks home.. so far i tink oni my grandma took care of her.. den she cant take care le cuz my ah ma leg swollen, den bo bian, no one wan bring her come den put in old folks home lor, den pass away aso pass away in old folks home.. den during her funeral, so mani ppl cry.. den i was tinking, nw den cry for wad? aso pass away le, when she alive everyone all dowan her, den nw den come and cry -__-ll

den after funeral finish,, nex day i sent com for repair, cuz kena virus i tink, dey keep saein my com all the files nid update and redownload.. den i go update everything stil same error come out-.- den reformat and den sent for repair, reformat le cnt connect internet, wtf

b4 exam, everyone worrying wad kind of marks dey get, after exam, everyone worried if dey can get promoted.. i nw dam scared sia, if seriously i kena retain, im gone.. wasted 1 yr of studies. den is lyk everyone ur frend all in sec 4, u stil in se 3.. dey finish their o lvl, u juz start to take ur o lvl.. wa lao, dam sad, sianzzzzzzzzzz.. life sux seriously.. :(

2007-10-10T01:31:00.000-07:00

im nw officially depressed.. due to 3 things..

1) todae a math paper lyk a bit "ez" ar, ez until i oni do 2 question.. wtf sia.. i get paper, i see, wa die liao.. all the thing come out i dun even noe hw to do.. wa lau.. a math fail, e math fail chem fail, all fail i how to go sec 4 sia.....

2) i found out the reason on y i cant go japan trip le.. its all thnx to my geog cher.. she dam fcuknbccbkphgmofoccblksndueirouaskd sia, cuz nid 2 teacher signature to go, den 1st one get from mr lim le, den 2nd one all cher go hom except her, so i ask her sign.. ASK HER SIGN NIA MUZ TOK TO MUCH KOK, SAE WAD I DUN TINK U SHUD GO FOR JAPAN CUZ U HV ALWAYS BEEN SLPIN IN MY CLASS, WTFKINCB, DEN JUZ NICE SHE SAE TT THE MAIN ORGANISER WALK PAST HER, DEN SHE STIL PURPOSELY SAE LOUD LOUD, NB,BITCH RITE? THE ONI ONE SLPIN IN HER CLASS AR? den nvm, scold mi juz sign can le.. STIL SABO MI, GO TELL THE INTERVIEWERS TO DUN SELECT MI FOR THE TRIP, %$@*&^#&*#

3) my maple cant play -_-lll i redownload the file all tt le stil same error come out T_T sianzzz la..

juz nw go study wif hafiz and lionel, dam funny.. we studyin, den we take break, den hafiz started drawing, he draw himself as lucifer, dam funny sia! wait ar i load pic

den after tt we continue study, tmr laz paper le, so chiong.. den after tt we somehow gt distracted, den i took out phone take pic of hafiz, den dam weird, the light behind him make him lyk very"godly" sia, lyk very holy.. ps ar, all the pic a bit slanted, u all try tilt a bit lor lol.. pspsps

haizzzzz, i shall be depressed again.. bye all, off to study, laz paper tmr, so gd lor u all, todae laz paper, can slack all tt.. bye

* some things to tink abt..
1) failure leads to success = so means we muz fail to be successful? den y bother to get gd results?

2) life is a game, play it= den when u die or when u fail ur test, y cnt pres reset button to restart?

3)practice makes perfect= yet y is dere another phrase "no one is perfect"?

2007-10-08T07:40:00.000-07:00

sian.. tmr e math paper 2.. i muz seriously score well, if nt rly hv to retain le, and i dun wan tt to happen.. juz nw after sch i go burger king study, den come home continue, den makan le continue a while.. den nw blog =D bloggin is a way for mi to relieve stress.. sort of la.. i tink is becuz tts the oni thing i can do nw when i on the com-.-

tmr 3 math paper 2, wed a math paper, gone sia.. ltr lyk mid year lyk tt.. log to something to the power of log something.. den everyone reaction and face will be lyk: wtf? liddat aso can ar?
den for most of ppl, congratz, wed ur laz paper.. but for mi, thurs i stil hv pure geog.. oh ya, tokin abt pure geog, basket sia my geog cher.. i sign up on one japan trip, den the stupid cher sae: hmmm, if dere is limited vacancies, i tink i shud tell the interviewers to nt let u go, cuz u hv always been slpin in my class.. watanabei! lyk i the oni one tt slp sia, den juz nice she sae tt, den the main organizer of the trip suay suay juz nice walk past.. den i see her le, i tinkin: siao liao.. no nid go japan le.. i tink KL aso cnt go le stil sae japan.. $@%$#%$@%

WA PIANG! 1045 LE.. i wan slp le.. nites all..

* i tink i wan to take philosophy for nex time seriosly.. den juz nw i surfin web i read tis: put ur hand on a hot stove for 1 min and its lyk an hour.. sit beside a pretty girl for 1 hour and its lyk a min.. nt bad hor?? its relativity.. u guess who sae one.. ITS EINSTEIN! weeeeee!

2007-10-07T02:35:00.000-07:00

wa lao, sian sia.. monday chem paper.. tue and wednesday math paper.. thursday geog paper.. wtf sia, y cant lyk 1 wk 2 paper or something.. den mre time and nt so stress.. plus chem gt wad oxidising agent all tt and the colour change, how to remember sia..

oh ya, i accomplished something very great.. I NVR PLAY MAPLE FOR 1 WEEK LE!!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! one small step from jonathan, is one great leapt for mankind.. (quoted from Neil Armstrong when he walk on moon)(and wei heng copied mi -.-'' )

eh i test u all ar, who was the first person to do mooonwalk?? if u tink is michael jackson, ur wrong.. is Neil Armstrong!!! he landed on the moon and did the first moonwalk.. hahaha -_-''
i noe la, dam lame lol..

hmmmm, stil gt wad to blog? errrrr, wad happen tis few days ar?? oh ya! i tis few days keep dreaming tt i kill people.. dno y, i tell my mum she sae is symptoms of violence -.- the oni violent show i watch is teletubbies.. cuz dey operate on each other stomach and insert a 45-inch plasma TV.. den ytd watch resident evil.. nice sia, u see the zombie all "whoooo", lyk havin sore throat, the heroine shud juz giv dem cough syrup..

den ytd aso watch one dumb show.. called spiders.. tts the dumbest show i have ever watch.. one minute the spider is arnd ur size, den the nex clip u see is bigger den a school.. wth sia, i tink the spider ate someone fat lyk de hao.. shud be.. den the police all down dere shooting wif their gun.. dumb sia.. dno wads insecticide ar??